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LisdexicWriter

LisdexicWriter

Los Angeles, CA
March 2004

MAY 08, 2004 12:39 AM

"If you are truly wild at heart, you’ll fight for your dreams... Don’t turn away from love, Sailor... Don’t turn away from love... Don’t turn away from love."

It just fits my mood.

"If they move, shoot 'em."

Works too

lostarchitect

lostarchitect

Brooklyn, NY
January 2004

MAY 08, 2004 01:25 AM

"woah, woah, woah, niiiice shootin', tex!"


biggrin

DisappearHere

DisappearHere

Portland, OR
February 2003

MAY 08, 2004 01:27 AM

Miss it Noonan...Noonan...Noonan...Miss it miss

[Edited on May 08, 2004 by DisappearHere]

naja_haje

naja_haje

Portland, OR
March 2003

MAY 08, 2004 01:46 AM

Game over man, game over!

DisappearHere reminded me of this gem last night.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

RoberElZombi

RoberElZombi

Finland
March 2004
DoctorSkinny

DoctorSkinny

Toronto, ON
October 2003

MAY 08, 2004 05:14 AM

"...in a row?"

Dizzy

Dizzy

Los Angeles, CA
January 2004

MAY 08, 2004 05:25 AM

"so what??? People get sick on saturdays don't they?'

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 08, 2004 05:43 AM

"Forget the ambulance.....you're gonna need a priest...and when your mother's crying at the funeral, I'm gonna goose her with a turkeyneck"

LightbulbJack

LightbulbJack

Lansing, MI
December 2003

MAY 08, 2004 05:55 AM

“Ever try a pink golf ball, Walt? The wind shear alone on a pink golf ball and take the head clean off a 90 pound midget at over 300 yards.”

Six String Samurai

Charlie_Stars

Charlie_Stars

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 08, 2004 06:54 AM

LightbulbJack said:
“Ever try a pink golf ball, Walt? The wind shear alone on a pink golf ball and take the head clean off a 90 pound midget at over 300 yards.”

Six String Samurai



if you were me, you'ld be good looking

nice shoes

Snottlebocket

Snottlebocket

Netherlands
March 2004

MAY 08, 2004 07:03 AM

"if it bleeds we can kill it"

BinkyMcQueen

BinkyMcQueen

Philadelphia, PA
December 2002

MAY 08, 2004 07:36 AM

Are there still borders? More than ever! Every street has its borderline. Between each plot, there's a strip of no-man's-land disguised as a hedge or a ditch. Whoever dares, will fall into booby traps or be hit by laser rays. The trout are really torpedoes. Every home owner, or even every tenant nails his name plate on the door, like a coat of arms and studies the morning paper as if he were a world leader. Germany has crumbled into as many small states as there are individuals. And these small states are mobile. Everyone carries his own state with him, and demands a toll when another wants to enter. A fly caught in amber, or a leather bottle. So much for the border. But one can only enter each state with a password. The German soul of today can only be conquered and governed by one who arrives at each small state with the password. Fortunately, no one is currently in a position to do this. So... everyone migrates, and waves his one-man-state flag in all earthly directions. Their children already shake their rattles and drag their filth around them in circles.

unravled

unravled

Portland, OR
August 2003

MAY 08, 2004 11:20 AM

As you wish.

implod

implod

Seattle, WA
January 2004

MAY 08, 2004 11:35 AM


you are now looked up to by me
trey Parker is a god among men

vader

vader

Las Vegas, NV
OLD SKOOL

MAY 08, 2004 11:49 AM

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH FUCK ME"

---from: every "film" Jenna Jameson has ever made

Love

Love

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAY 08, 2004 12:07 PM

vader said:
"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH FUCK ME"
---from: every "film" Jenna Jameson has ever made



Whoa. I second that.
Now you made me forget what I was gonna say. damn. confused
I know I have a ton of fav movie quotes.


KillBillLA

KillBillLA

Los Angeles, CA
March 2004

MAY 08, 2004 01:57 PM

Kill Bill Vol 2
"You're about as useful as an asshole right here” note- he points to his elbow

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

MAY 08, 2004 02:04 PM

Do I have an original thought in my head, my bald head? Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn’t be falling out. Life is short; I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I’m a walking cliché. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. Oh well. The dentist called again, I'm way overdue. If I stopped putting things off, I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass, if my ass wasn’t fat, I would be happier. I wouldn’t have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time; like that’s fooling anyone. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day; really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing; I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more; improve myself. Maybe I should learn Russian or something. Or take up an instrument. I could speak Chinese. I could be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool. I should get my hair cut short; stop trying to fool myself and everyone else into thinking I have a full head of hair. How pathetic is that? Just be real. Confident. Isn't that what women are attracted to? Men don’t have to be attractive. But that's not true, 'specially these days. There's almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days. Why should I be made to feel like I should apologize for my existence? Maybe it's my brain chemistry. Maybe that’s what's wrong with me. Bad chemistry... all my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance or some kind of misfiring synapses. I need to get help from them; but I'll still be ugly though. Nothing is going to change that.

burningchrome

burningchrome

Wayne, PA
May 2004

MAY 08, 2004 02:23 PM

"Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?" ~ Blade Runner

or

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." ~ JAWS

[Edited on May 08, 2004 by burningchrome]

8bitbeta

8bitbeta

Ocala, FL
February 2004

MAY 08, 2004 02:36 PM

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you." -Pulp Fiction

Pom_felo

Pom_felo

San Antonio, TX
February 2004

MAY 08, 2004 02:42 PM

Oh yeah, and:

Boy, when you do at the palace, you really die at the palace.

--Mel Brooks' History of the World Part I

mathematics

mathematics

I'm lost
July 2003

MAY 08, 2004 02:53 PM

"...but i wipe my own ass!!!!"

relapsed_eric

relapsed_eric

Minneapolis, MN
February 2004

MAY 08, 2004 02:55 PM

we're on a mission from God.

Peerced

peerced

New York, NY
January 2004

MAY 08, 2004 03:01 PM

i have nipples greg....can you milk me?

ElPres

ElPres

Tampa, FL
November 2003

MAY 08, 2004 03:21 PM

"Yah...she was in great pain. Then we cutoff her head, drove a stake through her heart...burned it, and she found great peace."

~Anthony Hophins as (a much better than Hugh Jackman) Professor Abraham Van Helsing in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)

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