fave movie line

"If you are truly wild at heart, you’ll fight for your dreams... Don’t turn away from love, Sailor... Don’t turn away from love... Don’t turn away from love."

It just fits my mood.

"If they move, shoot 'em."

Works too

"woah, woah, woah, niiiice shootin', tex!"

Miss it Noonan...Noonan...Noonan...Miss it miss

[Edited on May 08, 2004 by DisappearHere]

Game over man, game over!

DisappearHere reminded me of this gem last night.

So I jump ship in Hong Kong and make my way over to Tibet, and I get on as a looper at a course over in the Himalayas. A looper, you know, a caddy, a looper, a jock. So, I tell them I'm a pro jock, and who do you think they give me? The Dalai Lama, himself. Twelfth son of the Lama. The flowing robes, the grace, bald... striking. So, I'm on the first tee with him. I give him the driver. He hauls off and whacks one -- big hitter, the Lama -- long, into a ten-thousand foot crevice, right at the base of this glacier. And do you know what the Lama says? Gunga galunga...gunga -- gunga galunga. So we finish the eighteenth and he's gonna stiff me. And I say, "Hey, Lama, hey, how about a little something, you know, for the effort, you know." And he says, "Oh, uh, there won't be any money, but when you die, on your deathbed, you will receive total consiousness." So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.

"ARE YOU LOOKING AT MY EYE?!?!?!?"

"...in a row?"

"so what??? People get sick on saturdays don't they?'

"Forget the ambulance.....you're gonna need a priest...and when your mother's crying at the funeral, I'm gonna goose her with a turkeyneck"

“Ever try a pink golf ball, Walt? The wind shear alone on a pink golf ball and take the head clean off a 90 pound midget at over 300 yards.”

Six String Samurai

if you were me, you'ld be good looking

nice shoes

"if it bleeds we can kill it"

Are there still borders? More than ever! Every street has its borderline. Between each plot, there's a strip of no-man's-land disguised as a hedge or a ditch. Whoever dares, will fall into booby traps or be hit by laser rays. The trout are really torpedoes. Every home owner, or even every tenant nails his name plate on the door, like a coat of arms and studies the morning paper as if he were a world leader. Germany has crumbled into as many small states as there are individuals. And these small states are mobile. Everyone carries his own state with him, and demands a toll when another wants to enter. A fly caught in amber, or a leather bottle. So much for the border. But one can only enter each state with a password. The German soul of today can only be conquered and governed by one who arrives at each small state with the password. Fortunately, no one is currently in a position to do this. So... everyone migrates, and waves his one-man-state flag in all earthly directions. Their children already shake their rattles and drag their filth around them in circles.

As you wish.

you are now looked up to by me
trey Parker is a god among men

"OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH FUCK ME"

---from: every "film" Jenna Jameson has ever made

Kill Bill Vol 2
"You're about as useful as an asshole right here” note- he points to his elbow

Do I have an original thought in my head, my bald head? Maybe if I were happier, my hair wouldn’t be falling out. Life is short; I need to make the most of it. Today is the first day of the rest of my life. I’m a walking cliché. I really need to go to the doctor and have my leg checked. There's something wrong. Oh well. The dentist called again, I'm way overdue. If I stopped putting things off, I would be happier. All I do is sit on my fat ass, if my ass wasn’t fat, I would be happier. I wouldn’t have to wear these shirts with the tails out all the time; like that’s fooling anyone. Fat ass. I should start jogging again. Five miles a day; really do it this time. Maybe rock climbing; I need to turn my life around. What do I need to do? I need to fall in love. I need to have a girlfriend. I need to read more; improve myself. Maybe I should learn Russian or something. Or take up an instrument. I could speak Chinese. I could be the screenwriter who speaks Chinese and plays the oboe. That would be cool. I should get my hair cut short; stop trying to fool myself and everyone else into thinking I have a full head of hair. How pathetic is that? Just be real. Confident. Isn't that what women are attracted to? Men don’t have to be attractive. But that's not true, 'specially these days. There's almost as much pressure on men as there is on women these days. Why should I be made to feel like I should apologize for my existence? Maybe it's my brain chemistry. Maybe that’s what's wrong with me. Bad chemistry... all my problems and anxiety can be reduced to a chemical imbalance or some kind of misfiring synapses. I need to get help from them; but I'll still be ugly though. Nothing is going to change that.

"Is this testing whether I'm a replicant or a lesbian, Mr. Deckard?" ~ Blade Runner

or

"We're gonna need a bigger boat." ~ JAWS

[Edited on May 08, 2004 by burningchrome]

"The way your dad looked at it, this watch was your birthright. He'd be damned if any of the slopes were gonna get their greasy yellow hands on his boy's birthright. So he hid it in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the watch to you." -Pulp Fiction

Oh yeah, and:

Boy, when you do at the palace, you really die at the palace.

--Mel Brooks' History of the World Part I

"...but i wipe my own ass!!!!"

we're on a mission from God.

i have nipples greg....can you milk me?

"Yah...she was in great pain. Then we cutoff her head, drove a stake through her heart...burned it, and she found great peace."

~Anthony Hophins as (a much better than Hugh Jackman) Professor Abraham Van Helsing in Bram Stoker's Dracula (1992)