The Chicken awaits your orders , Sir!

http://www.subservientchicken.com/




write "die"

try "search"

ha!!!!!!! type "masturbate". that's funny.

type "spank yourself"

i wonder how much he gets paid. poor guy, leave him alone.

I told him to "Shit golden egg"
















Still waiting..

I was more than a little disturbed by what it did when I asked it to change the lightbulb.

OK

Well look who's here. It's Mr. This-Thread-Has-Been-Done-Before.



What a dick.

would someone PLEASE explain this to me? this isn't really a BK promotion, is it? wtf, people???? I'm so confused.

He plays air guitar really well!

yea I fucking hate that guy! who invited him?

Ok, to get back on topic, this chicken guy is the greatest thing Ive ever seen.

If its live, then its totally fucking rad!
If its pregenerated then its amazingly well done.

I said "Im leaving you now chickenman" and he bowed to me and waved.
Im thoroughly impressed.

its pregenerated, and yes, it is a BK promotion, you know, "Have your chicken your way" shit, it's supposed to be funny...

it kinda is.

you should've seen it in it's first stages

pic0

Write "kiss me" and it shoves it head up to the camera. I swear I jumped back when it did that.

I got this one from Olivia, ask it to "go vegan"

"Hokey-Pokey" and "Walk Like an Egyptian" are two of my favorites!

It won't talk to me...

"choke the chicken" is a good one.

This chicken rocks.

The weirdest part is, it's all one big advertisement for Burger King.


Seriously.

ok , why did you ask the chicken to kiss you in the first place?

My sister and I were discussing the burger king connection last night after catching the weird ass "Hot Juicy Meat Pockets" ad during the friends finale. Evidentally Burger King is smoking crack these days.

if you say "vacuum carpet" he starts doing pilates or something. god, I fucking hate that creepy chicken.