NEWS: Kirk Cameron and eternal damnation

the world is coming to an end

This is the coolest thing in the history of the word "thing".

Does it scare you that you've sinned against God? It should.
You've made God angry.

I took the Ten Commandments test and am guilty of breaking nine of them. It just goes to prove my theory that Alan Thicke is the devil.

I wonder what Candace thinks about this.

man! if that is the best spokesman God can come up with...

Probably the one about not stealing thine neighbors donkey.

Then i'm becoming a Christian tomorrow!

la la la...hmmm....mmmm...Hey look...over there...something shiny.

It's not all that bad I guess. When I say that, I think of the poker table in Dickie Roberts.

Technically it's not stealing if you're just 'appropriating' it for short periods of time.

I love their tests that always have the same outcome. Despite the fact I on the ten commandment test said I was guilty of all ten (including murder!) and it merely told me, essentially, God hates me.

Then on the Love Test, which is TRUELY not to be missed, I had the option of warning a blind man walking towards a cliff about the cliff, or giving him a Chrisitan music CD (and apparently letting him walk off anyway) and took that. And it didn't even take the time to tell me I was a bad, bad man.

Dude, I don't need fuckin' Mike Seaver tellin' me where I'm headed- I know already, okay?

Visiting that site made me feel like Philip Traum in Mark Twain's short story, "The Mysterious Stranger".

I accidently discovered this show a few weeks ago.

He is a long way from Growing Pains.

I'm going to hades in a hand basket.

Some people call it hell, I call it hades. mmm hmm

This is the saddest thing since Rosanne's rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner". I did discover that if you're playing the right music, you can make Kirky dance on the intro screen by moving your mouse over the answers.

I wonder how many 30 something "Growing Pains" groupies Kirk Cameron fucks in the name of God?????

[Edited on May 05, 2004 3:20AM]

WWBD

What Would Boner Do?

If you haven't, you need to watch the Left Behind Movies. I love how when the people disappear a lot of arabs and black folks and various more ethnic looking people are left behing. It is fun to watch just to the the obvious bigotry.

I don't neeeeeed Mike Seaver to know how to PRAY!

Is it sad I get the Carl reference?

Occording to that site I have broken every commandment... D'oh!