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Sean

Sean

STAFF

Los Angeles, CA

MAY 05, 2004 12:48 AM

Ever want to have a former shitty sitcom actor and teen heartthrob hock God to you on the internet?

You're in luck!

Yes, Kirk actually reads all the text on the website to you as you surf the site, what could be more fun? Perhaps Mike Seaver warning you about how your loved ones will be spending the big E in hell:

Who do you know who isn’t saved? A good friend? Your brother? Your father? Your sister? Your mother? Your child? The Bible says that when they die, if they are found guilty on the Day of Judgment without the Savior, God will give them justice, and they’ll spend eternity in Hell.

throatneedle

throatneedle

Baltimore, MD
September 2002

MAY 05, 2004 12:55 AM

the world is coming to an end

Nex_Flamma

Nex_Flamma

Portland, OR
February 2003

MAY 05, 2004 12:57 AM

This is the coolest thing in the history of the word "thing".

endlessben

endlessben

Grand Rapids, MI
November 2003

MAY 05, 2004 12:57 AM

Does it scare you that you've sinned against God? It should.
You've made God angry.

surlyclown

surlyclown

Los Angeles, CA
March 2004

MAY 05, 2004 12:59 AM

I took the Ten Commandments test and am guilty of breaking nine of them. It just goes to prove my theory that Alan Thicke is the devil.

JonnyJonnyH

JonnyJonnyH

Seattle, WA
June 2003

MAY 05, 2004 01:00 AM

I wonder what Candace thinks about this.

Volkov

Volkov

San Antonio, TX
OLD SKOOL

MAY 05, 2004 01:03 AM

man! if that is the best spokesman God can come up with...

Erin

Erin

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

MAY 05, 2004 01:07 AM

surlyclown said:
I took the Ten Commandments test and am guilty of breaking nine of them. It just goes to prove my theory that Alan Thicke is the devil.



Which one haven't you broken?

Nex_Flamma

Nex_Flamma

Portland, OR
February 2003

MAY 05, 2004 01:08 AM

Probably the one about not stealing thine neighbors donkey.

endlessben

endlessben

Grand Rapids, MI
November 2003

MAY 05, 2004 01:09 AM

Volkov said:
man! if that is the best spokesman God can come up with...



Then i'm becoming a Christian tomorrow!

surlyclown

surlyclown

Los Angeles, CA
March 2004

MAY 05, 2004 01:10 AM

Erin said:

surlyclown said:
I took the Ten Commandments test and am guilty of breaking nine of them. It just goes to prove my theory that Alan Thicke is the devil.



Which one haven't you broken?




whatever la la la...hmmm....mmmm...Hey look...over there...something shiny.

skord

skord

Columbus, OH
January 2004

MAY 05, 2004 01:12 AM

It's not all that bad I guess. When I say that, I think of the poker table in Dickie Roberts.

surlyclown

surlyclown

Los Angeles, CA
March 2004

MAY 05, 2004 01:16 AM

Nex said:
Probably the one about not stealing thine neighbors donkey.



Technically it's not stealing if you're just 'appropriating' it for short periods of time.

VM

VM

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

MAY 05, 2004 01:23 AM

I love their tests that always have the same outcome. Despite the fact I on the ten commandment test said I was guilty of all ten (including murder!) and it merely told me, essentially, God hates me.

Then on the Love Test, which is TRUELY not to be missed, I had the option of warning a blind man walking towards a cliff about the cliff, or giving him a Chrisitan music CD (and apparently letting him walk off anyway) and took that. And it didn't even take the time to tell me I was a bad, bad man.

MisterSatan

MisterSatan

Portland, OR
August 2002

MAY 05, 2004 01:33 AM

Dude, I don't need fuckin' Mike Seaver tellin' me where I'm headed- I know already, okay?

Holden_Caulfield

Holden_Caulfield

Ann Arbor, MI
April 2004

MAY 05, 2004 01:48 AM

Visiting that site made me feel like Philip Traum in Mark Twain's short story, "The Mysterious Stranger". smile

naiad

naiad

San Francisco, CA
May 2003

MAY 05, 2004 01:56 AM

I accidently discovered this show a few weeks ago.

He is a long way from Growing Pains. biggrin

twasbrillig

twasbrillig

I'm lost
August 2003

MAY 05, 2004 03:10 AM

I'm going to hades in a hand basket.

Some people call it hell, I call it hades. mmm hmm

jerry031

jerry031

Anchorage, AK
April 2003

MAY 05, 2004 03:13 AM

This is the saddest thing since Rosanne's rendition of "The Star Spangled Banner". I did discover that if you're playing the right music, you can make Kirky dance on the intro screen by moving your mouse over the answers. biggrin

I wonder how many 30 something "Growing Pains" groupies Kirk Cameron fucks in the name of God?????

[Edited on May 05, 2004 3:20AM]

Gwendolyn

Gwendolyn

SUICIDEGIRL

Indiana, USA

MAY 05, 2004 04:07 AM

"Have you ever looked at another person with lust?"

Hahaha. Everyone on this site is going to hell!

See you there, suckers! smile

Cash

Cash

USA
OLD SKOOL

MAY 05, 2004 06:00 AM

WWBD

What Would Boner Do?

KaraLynn

KaraLynn

Beverly Hills, CA
April 2004

MAY 05, 2004 06:31 AM

If you haven't, you need to watch the Left Behind Movies. I love how when the people disappear a lot of arabs and black folks and various more ethnic looking people are left behing. It is fun to watch just to the the obvious bigotry.

UnnecessaryZ

unnecessaryz

Astoria, NY
July 2003

MAY 05, 2004 06:35 AM

MisterSatan said:
Dude, I don't need fuckin' Mike Seaver tellin' me where I'm headed- I know already, okay?



I don't neeeeeed Mike Seaver to know how to PRAY!

VM

VM

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

MAY 05, 2004 06:38 AM

UnnecessaryZ said:

MisterSatan said:
Dude, I don't need fuckin' Mike Seaver tellin' me where I'm headed- I know already, okay?



I don't neeeeeed Mike Seaver to know how to PRAY!



Is it sad I get the Carl reference? wink

Sen

Sen

USA
January 2004

MAY 05, 2004 06:38 AM

Occording to that site I have broken every commandment... D'oh!

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