Commercials U Hate!!

All of them. Apparently some ad exec got stuck on 'It's a small world' for five hours. When they dragged his rambling, broken form back to the Advertising firm they realized that he would never, ever forget that damned song again, and them philosophy that drives modern marketing was born. I'm just waiting to see if the viewing public turns their collective icepicks on their own temples or goes after the fuckwits who make these commercials befor they end their own miserable jingle driven existences.

Those of us whose sexuality is not threatened by bean curds should respond with a series of spots that depict Conan beating the snot out of a dragon then buzzing down to the local co-op in his hybrid for a meal of fried tofu, tea, and fresh fruit.

I saw a Hummer ad yesterday where one yuppie soccer mom's little shit of a child cut in line in front of another yuppie soccer mom's shit of a child at the playground, so to get her vengence second yuppie soccer mom went out and bought a Hummer.

The final graphic said "Get Your Girl On."

I saw a Warthog add in my head where the Masterchief does a barrelroll off of a berm and smashes a hummer in twain, with nary a scratch to be soon on the old warthog. Fuck hummer. Fucking warthog wannabe.

the burger king guy creeps me out

AAAUUUGGG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it seemed relevant.

bahahahahahaha...fucking brilliant

OMFG where did you get that?..its hilarious, but it should really be the other way around!!

Oh fuck yes.

There's a creepy commercial out here in Los Angeles for an "Indoor Shopping Plaza" in Sun Valley. I should mention this is the complete ghetto north north end of the San Fernando Valley. The commercial is basically a woman singing the words "indoor shopping plaza" over and OVER again. The weird thing about this place is that it contains the world oddest assortment of goods. They proudly announce, "sunglasses, flip flops, places to eat and tatoos" Huh? Come again? Tattoos?

Indoor shoping plaza in sun vaaaaalley!

Commercials with the hot dancing.

I miss the hot dancing too much. Those hot women, with all the sweat. And the post dancing sex.

I also hate any 1800-Dentist commercial. These commercials that claim to be better than the yellow pages. How?!?! All they are is a service where dentists pay to be listed. They are not some angelic community service project. I'm too embarassed to attend my daughter's wedding because I need veneers! *sob*

And as long as we're on dental commercials... any Dental Land commercial. Every state seems to have these Dental Land commercials, some place that shows kids overjoyed to be running around a waiting room that looks more like an arcade. what they don't show is kids getting the fuck drilled out of their teeth. Ah, Dental Land... "a great place to go to the dentist."

Thank god this thread exists. I just want to add currently I hate:

The tropical starbursts ad, with the lady and fake native man on the beach.

The tic tac bold commercial. where the tic tacs jump around in their mouths.

I just want to punch the women in those commercials in the face.

I am going to sum it up with pretty much everything Burger King makes!

Down here in Baton Rouge they have these INSANELY annoying car dealership commercials. They feature these stereotypical southern sheister used car dealers speaking... check that, screaming... with hideous hillbilly accents. What's worse is that they're proud of their inbredness, with low-quality graphics coming across the screen spelling "SHO-NUFF" and "DAHLIN". This is all exacerbated by the fact these commercials are played ad nauseum.

all of them
commercials are evil

The new axe or tag commercial with the guy walking around getting women to smile at him while he totes them up on one of those clicky counter things. But then the less attactive guy impressed more women because he sprays shit on himself in the morning. The thing that always gets me is that they wouldn't keep making commercials like that if they didn't sell product. Which means people buy things because of commercials like that. Which means the gene pool is in serious trouble.

Fucking Haribo with the kids whistling for the pop group to come on stage. Grips my shit.

There, feel better now.

Aaargh it just came on TV as I was typing, I shit you not.

The Starburst one where the kid make a head out of them then starts to eat the nose. That just weirds me out.

McD's and Trimspa Baby!!