Commercials U Hate!!

Sony Handycam----I can't stand that "you are my shining star"

Enzyte Bob can DIE!!!

nba playoffs. Can't stand prosports, soooo boring. I can't stand the constant attack during one single episode of l.a. law or x-files. This drives me nuts.

re-finance your home. nope, not going to happen. at least not from some shady tv commercial on at like 3am while I am watching xfiles.

commercials for those old people motorized chairs with wheels. I'm 25, maybe those would be fun if I was to get stoned or drunk and lazy, but I'll pass for the next sixty years or so.

All commercials are are just an attack on your personal happiness. I am strongly considering getting TIVO, but I just dont watch that much tv. I wish I could just pay double and have no commercials.

Old.Navy.

All of them. That's why I stopped watching TV.

Those McDonalds commercials with the worst songs EVER.

"That girl ROCKS, she's got more skills than you!"

Yeah, whatever...gimme a number 5, super sized.

that weird fucking quizno's commercial with the bizarre singing cut out animal paper things with shrill voices...


AAARRRGGGHHH!!!!!!

damn if i don't remember it's for quizno's though.

Rotten. That commercial is awesome. God.

All those med commercials that tout the potency of their drugs and telling you to swallow them by the handful all the while never telling you what the hell they're for. "If you think BigOrangePill is right for you, ask your doctor..." Great, what the hell does it do, aside from causing vomitting and anal leakage?

The Wal-Mart advertisements. These are so unbelievably insulting. Acutally, they aren't really ads as much as they are public relations pieces. They don't even mention prices or sales. Rather, they attempt to portray Wal-Mart as a good "citizen" and of such immense benefit to the communities in which they exist.

Of course, missing from the ads are the local businesses that fold due to Wal-Mart's "low" prices (which immediately rise once their competition has disappeared), their union-busting tactics, potentially the biggest sex-discrimination lawsuit in history, outsourcing cleaning work to firms using illegal immigrant labor, and its latest craze, demanding that new stores be granted immunity from local zoning and environmental regulations.

Then they produce these commercials. Public Relations can be an ugly, ugly thing sometimes.

Not to mention that your average community LOSES the total number of jobs when a wal-mart moves in, and they have the biggest turn over rate of any company in their league.

all of them. just all of them.

dude. spongmonkeys rule.

[Edited on May 04, 2004 by humberthumbert]

but I The Spongmonkeys! w00t!

EDIT: go ahead, post .03 seconds before me! i dare ya!

[Edited on May 04, 2004 by Velvetone_Fusion]

they forced one here on the west side of norman. the entire city council and community was opposed and they built it anyway. now it creates its own traffic hazard as the way it is situated means you have to turn off of a very busy, two lane access road and thru a very tiny, very congested intersection just to enter the lot.

and if i have to see one more person on TV smiling about working at wal-mart, i'll puke. seriously, have you ever, EVER seen any actual wal-mart employees smiling?

reason #78695 why i don't own a tv

quiznos commercial is like a compilation of everything that annoys me

Car commercials ,local car dealers, who use "hi mom" signs or scream "Huge" when speaking of their deals. or anything with a jingle, I hate catchy jingles.

that fucking black eye peas nba playoffs commercial. i cant stands it no more!

afn

Holy shit, you're right! I HATE this commercial so fucking much!

Are you gellin'?

YES! I was just feeling like such a cynical bastard when I saw that last night and said "Oh give me a fucking break!" Thank you for hating it, too.

The new bush ad about Kerry finding for the soldiers!! I'd like Kerry to do the same ad about Bush and funding for Vets!!


That and "We must protect this house!" will be my all time I hate it the most comercial ever!!


wow I thought this was in the lifestyles board. so this is appropriate to rip bush here.

[Edited on May 04, 2004 by Pip]

Oh, that commercial where a guy and a gal are alone in a business meeting and he says (on his hands-free cell phone) how he finds his girlfriend attractive (or whatever) and the gal reciprocates thinking that he is talking to her, only to be cut off and shown to be a fool. Nextel, maybe.

*Edited for spelling*

[Edited on May 04, 2004 by Holden_Caulfield]