NEWS: "Matrix" Co-Creator To Become A Woman

This will be an excellent scientific test to see if women really do have it harder in hollywood...

DD

"He no longer has his One."

10 Bucks says this isnt true... since its by the chicago-sun.

2 things would happen if he did this:
1- He'd Be a woman
2- His career is completely over.

But hey... more power to you kiddo. Chop off the whilly and use it as a personal dildo... I SALUTE THEE!


now where are my scissors
mwhahahaha

Ok so it is true!

Boy (behduwnduwnduwn....) you will be a woman..... soon

This will help academics to "read" the Matrix movies. Matrix = Male-tricks. Agent Smith = Stanley Kowalski in shades.

(Insert thesis here)

Neat. Good for her.

I wasn't sure which Wachowski Brother it was...but some dominatrix or something was suing at the time that Revolutions came out at the theaters.

She had a lawsuit claiming the crossdressing and domination stuff...but, the sex change...that's new.

I just love the amount of people posting in this thread with the word "Darko" or some variation thereof in their name.

They are just tooling with us. I highly doubt that one of them is doing a sex change

I think that's pretty cool

4 bucks says Linda has an account on here

Same profile pic, same total lack of sense. Why would it being in the Chicago Sun-Times make it not true? Yeah, it is kind of a shady paper, that Robert Ebert is a quack.

So, in a couple of years when we see 'The Matrix Trilogy: The Directors' Cut', it'll have a whole new meaning...

i think the last two movies had most people "avoiding mentioning them at all", lol.

sweet

This explains why I had to see a close-up of Keanu Reeve's bare ass in the second movie.