I'm Plastered, How are you?

OK, I've been in the pub all afternoon, I am totally pissed (that's drunk not angry) and I want to know how you all are. you should know that it's taken me forever to type this message. typos trule

I'm just starting to drink. A littleHEFEWEIZEN to start the day.

I have to replaster my wall, cause i was so drunk last night i punched a hole in it

I'm still drinking the 96 jell-o shots I made last night. I'm on #30. Anyone want one?

Save one for me! I'm getting stoned tonite, does that count?

No problem. Can I get stoned too? PLEASE!!!

yeah jell-o shots!

i'm high on the pot

im shying away from alcohol recently...give me dirty dirty drugs

I'm on my last beer

I just got home from my freind's gig...and I believe the Johnny Red is calling me.

Dude, I fucking wish. Too bad I've got a Mass to do at 7:30 in the morning.

Showing up a little hung over to work = bad, but not unforgivable. Showing up a little hung over to church = fire and brimstone.

Mmmmm, irish coffees........caffeine and whiskey long into the morning. Luckily I'm a cheap drunk.

This made the sun shine a little brighter for me.

Wiggum : My God, it's nothing but carrots and peyote.
Eddie: Damn longhairs never learn, Chief.
Wiggum: It's time for an old-fashioned hippie ass-whomping!

Ah the Simpsons....they ease my pain.

But back to the subject, I'm of the poke smot ilk tonight. I drank enough during the week...

Home.

workin on it


and



are treating me right

I am not drunk but super-relaxed after three glasses of wine. The perfect state.
Listening to some great electronica on KCRW and posting on Suicide Girls. I feel like the bomb.

bill gates will single handeldly spearhead the holy 17 revival..

Im drunk and listening to loud music as fuck.

im habing a really bad depressing kinda drunk. im gona go listen to some sad music and then drift offt to slep and hope i never wake up.

I have nothing to drink