Impressive.

What's the most impressive (and true!) thing you can say about yourself?

I can make the best version of kraft macaroni cheese anyone has ever tasted.

I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. Keep it on the down-low everybody.

i had my septum pierced 3 times in a row

I take the garbage out for the old lady next door. she thinks I rock.

Is this a trick question?

I'm the human version of Philip Jay Fry.

there is nothing i can say.

I can play the ukulele. and the banjo.

I hit a tree doing 80 with no seatbelt on and lived. However, I can’t remember to lock my front door.

Go figure.

i had sex with the niece of one of the guys who discovered the hale-bopp comet (the bopp guy)

I'm a Kennedy.

I can tie my shoes.

I'm being pimped out on the internet.

I am related to Imelda Marcos, the wife of an ex-Philippine dictator known for her massive shoe collection. I probably have just as many as she does.. suppose it runs in the family.

I sing opera. well.

I got into juilliard...


...didn't go, though.

If I play a song once on my guitar, I never ever forget it, even if I want to.

I was nearly institutionalized at 11, but I managed to survive and come back from the brink.

[Edited on Apr 29, 2004 by LeavesToReturn]

Is that a challenge!?!
you will fear the wrath of my quantity adjustment and secret ingredients!

Iron Chef really needs to tackle the Kraft genre.

I have never killed any children.

I have this lil tentacle that's attached to my body underneath my testicles. It just has a tiny mouth on the end of it and it lives off any poop I may forget to clean from my ass. It also tucks in my shirt if needed.