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clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

APR 29, 2004 12:00 AM

Who do you want to get to replace them and why?

I want Jerry Orbach to be my dad because he kind of reminds me of my real dad, but more famous.

Nex_Flamma

Nex_Flamma

Portland, OR
February 2003

APR 29, 2004 12:01 AM

I want Clara to be my mom.

Because I already love her.

[Edited on Apr 29, 2004 by Cunt_Dracula]

Arsenic_

Arsenic_

HOPEFUL

Washington, DC

APR 29, 2004 12:02 AM

Lets see... probably hm. Tori Amos as my mom.. and Bruce Willis as my dad..

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

APR 29, 2004 12:03 AM

Cunt_Dracula said:
I want Clara to be my mom.


Stop staring at my boobs, pervert.

Arsenic_

Arsenic_

HOPEFUL

Washington, DC

APR 29, 2004 12:04 AM

I heart Clara. love

Ghostdad

Ghostdad

Pacifica, CA
January 2004

APR 29, 2004 12:07 AM

How about two dads?

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

APR 29, 2004 12:10 AM

DiamondGeezer said:
How about two dads?


You can have anything you like in this crazy make-believe world. biggrin

Nex_Flamma

Nex_Flamma

Portland, OR
February 2003

APR 29, 2004 12:10 AM

Clara said:

DiamondGeezer said:
How about two dads?


You can have anything you like in this crazy make-believe world. biggrin



Such as you as me mummy?

Ghostdad

Ghostdad

Pacifica, CA
January 2004

APR 29, 2004 12:11 AM

Clara said:

DiamondGeezer said:
How about two dads?


You can have anything you like in this crazy make-believe world. biggrin



Sweet! I'll take Paul Reiser and Kenny Loggins. wink

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

APR 29, 2004 12:13 AM

Cunt_Dracula said:
Such as you as me mummy?


Today I taught my nephew that when you pee in the tub bath time is over. Are you sure you want such a strict disciplinarian for a mom?

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

APR 29, 2004 12:20 AM

My mother is exactly like Kitty from "That 70s Show", only without the nasal voice. She even dressed like her through most of my childhood.



My dad is Jerry Orbach from "Law and Order". No contest.



Amusingly enough, my dad is also like Orbach's character in "Dirty Dancing", only he wouldn't have cried after I yelled at him. He'd have grounded me. biggrin

[Edited on Apr 29, 2004 by Sorcha]

naja_haje

naja_haje

Portland, OR
March 2003

APR 29, 2004 12:20 AM

DiamondGeezer said:

Clara said:

DiamondGeezer said:
How about two dads?


You can have anything you like in this crazy make-believe world. biggrin



Sweet! I'll take Paul Reiser and Kenny Loggins. wink



There is no way in hell I'd let Paul Reiser be my dad.

Nex_Flamma

Nex_Flamma

Portland, OR
February 2003

APR 29, 2004 12:25 AM

Clara said:

Cunt_Dracula said:
Such as you as me mummy?


Today I taught my nephew that when you pee in the tub bath time is over. Are you sure you want such a strict disciplinarian for a mom?



Good point. I do enjoy being able to pee in the tub.

Wait, does that only apply if youre in the tub with me?

stockula

stockula

Anchorage, AK
May 2003

APR 29, 2004 12:28 AM

Like closest substitutes?

My dad: No one's like my dad. Closest is my Grandpa.

My mom: Shirley McClaine

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

APR 29, 2004 12:28 AM

After examining who my parents resemble and the complete personality differences between those two characters, it is no wonder I ended up like this. surreal

requium

requium

Australia
June 2003

APR 29, 2004 12:33 AM

A siamese cat and a cardboard box

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

APR 29, 2004 12:37 AM

stockula said:
Like closest substitutes?


No, like anyone you want. I happen to want a guy who is similar to my real dad to be my new dad, but you're not bound by any rules.

Anyone you want. smile

Nex_Flamma

Nex_Flamma

Portland, OR
February 2003

APR 29, 2004 12:38 AM

Clara said:
but you're not bound by any rules.

Anyone you want. smile



Unless of course that means 'Clara as your mummy'.
Apparently theres some unwritten law against that.

HARUMPH.

Ovida

Ovida

SUICIDEGIRL

Saskatchewan, Canada

APR 29, 2004 12:44 AM

My dad would be Big Show (who wouldn't want their dad to be a 7-foot-tall man in spandex?) ...

And I'd go with 2 dads and have Kenneth Branagh as my other dad

It has the potential to be...uh...wacky maybe?

Nex_Flamma

Nex_Flamma

Portland, OR
February 2003

APR 29, 2004 12:47 AM

Ovida said:
My dad would be Big Show (who wouldn't want their dad to be a 7-foot-tall man in spandex?) ...

And I'd go with 2 dads and have Kenneth Branagh as my other dad

It has the potential to be...uh...wacky maybe?




Ooooh! Can I add Kenneth Branagh to my list too?
Or at least Kenneth Branagh as the TOTAL fucking psycho in Othello.

Maxx

maxx

Los Angeles, CA
July 2002

APR 29, 2004 12:50 AM

Cunt_Dracula said:
Ooooh! Can I add Kenneth Branagh to my list too?
Or at least Kenneth Branagh as the TOTAL fucking psycho in Othello.


Iago. He has a name, dude.

Muzencab

Muzencab

Federal Way, WA
November 2003

APR 29, 2004 12:52 AM

Mommy Dearest, aaaaaaand Johnny from the shining.

Ovida

Ovida

SUICIDEGIRL

Saskatchewan, Canada

APR 29, 2004 12:55 AM

Cunt_Dracula said:
Ooooh! Can I add Kenneth Branagh to my list too?


No way, he's MY dad. Find your own tongue

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

APR 29, 2004 12:57 AM

Cunt_Dracula said:
Unless of course that means 'Clara as your mummy'.
Apparently theres some unwritten law against that.

HARUMPH.


Cunt_Dracula said onApril 19, 2004 12:45 AM

Haha. Youre making me horny.

This is NOT good.


Oedipus Rex had a name too. Pervert.

stockula

stockula

Anchorage, AK
May 2003

APR 29, 2004 12:59 AM

Clara said:

stockula said:
Like closest substitutes?


No, like anyone you want. I happen to want a guy who is similar to my real dad to be my new dad, but you're not bound by any rules.

Anyone you want. smile




In that case, Bill gates. Cos then I gets his monnay.

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