Well a bet is a bet...

I, Mylf, have been humbled and humiliated by the awesome baseball knowledge of Pip. I am henceforth to be known as Pip's bitch for the next 3 weeks. I offer apologies about all claims and bragging done beforehand. It was not I who kicked ass, but it was my ass that was handed to me. I would also like to thank Pip for teaching me my place in the world and showing me that I am a pathetic and useless bitch when it comes to knowledge of our national pasttime. I should just quit now, except for the fact that Pip would like to kick my ass again because he had such a pleasurable time while doing it.

Sincerely,
Pip's bitch
Mylf

Now this, ladies and gentlemen is why I usually don't bet.

Pip and I are both in the SG fantasy Baseball league. While I did give him a HUGE ass whipping both times we met in football, I have been beaten. As per our bet, this stupid "form letter" is to be posted. I can't believe I lost. Well at least the other terms of the bet aren't bad.

I will be bumping this one, a lot!

Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!

NICE.

You're an honorable person. Good to know of you.

ps BUMP!

Damn. I'm kicking ASS in my fantasy league. I haven't lost yet.

So what do you have to do now? And if you say "clean Pip's house", I'm totally gonna slap him for lack of imagination.

)points and laughs) haha


never make bets with a sicilian when death is on teh line.

on a brighter note atleast you didnt end up naked in left field with your head shaved. last time i ever bet on anything.. oh yea...... bunt

I think it would be hard for her to clean his house from Hawaii.

No cleaning of the condo, and I'm glad it wasn't on the list. Especially since I will be back in MA twice this summer.

Let's see... This stupid letter to be posted in my journal, on the boards, in both the baseball and sports groups, and in the SGFB message boards. The name change. Let him gloat over the rest. I'm sure he won't mind.

At least I play against him one more time. Still ample opportunity to kick his ass like I did in football

Umm...Sounds like a challenge to me!?!

THIS is what sports are all about... making your friends own up to their shit-talking.

My team name: THE LITTLE PONIES

Its the best. I'm the only girl on the team, and I've won against every guy I've played so far. It really bruises their big, bad man egos to get whipped by the Little Ponies

Sports without shit talking = non-sports
Sports without humiliation when shit talking goes wrong = not sports

too true, too true...

but there is still the matchup at the end of the season...

I can't talk shit.....my team blows goat-ass!

No she clean's my condo as payment for rent when she visits.

Above and beyond the PUBLIC humiliation, there is also private humiliation. I am male after-all!

That and I get to have two journals and three different threads that start with the above statement. hehehehehehe Nice way to round out the law of fives, eh?

Wow I usually lose bets myself and let me tell you winning feels GRRRRRRRRRRRRREAT!

Oh and cherie calling your team the little ponies kicks fucking ass!!! That must kill the macho idiots!

bump

It totally does. They message me and tell me how stupid they feel for being beaten by Little Ponies. Especially when I beat "TheBigBadYanks"...bwahahahahahhahaha. That was the best ever.

Bump-diggity dog!!!

I'll get this thread to 2 pages if it kills me!!!

oh and

Bump

This makes me smile every time I read it.

I want to place a bet with Pip some day.

Are ya sure about this? Could you picture yourself humiliated for no other reason than because I take enjoyment from it??

hehehehehehehehehe This does just get better and better each time I read it.

So now there are THREE people bumping this thread...

Just you wait Pip... and NoPantsDave... I meet up with you gus one more time, and this time I'll be ready.

Who says you'd win the bet?