Goddamn I hate my $^%&# job!

I fucking LOATH my job!

If I get fired from my job on Monday, what are the chance of me getting unemployment benefits. God fucking damn I hate my job.


[Edited on Apr 24, 2004 by Mullen]

Thanks.

I got called on the last minute about something at work and they gave me shit about it on my day off. I sware, if I am still this pissed when I go in on Monday, someone is going to the hospital.

i think unemployment benefits are generally paid by your previous employer...which is why there are all those rules.

I think employers pay a certain amount of money per person, per dollar, towards unemployment. It isn't like if they fire you, they have to start paying you. It is sort a tax. And the government suppliments it. I think.

[Edited on Apr 24, 2004 by steppenwolf]

Here's a bunch of info about unemployement compensation.

Oh, and I hate my job, too.

[Edited on Apr 24, 2004 by punk]

If you work for Target, you can get yourself fired for stealing something like say, a candy bar ($0.50). In which case they'll put you in an office for 4 hours on your paid time ($10.45/hr). And you can pay them the $0.50 cents for the candy bar, and make a gross profit of $41.30 before taxes. After that you can recieve your 80 hours of vacation time, and end up coming out on top $877.30 richer before taxes.

Good luck with that job stuff.