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What do the lesbos say at the end of the date?

"Your face or mine?"





Sike. Retarded joke.

Ok, now we need 7 people in a row to do the one about getting an erection from stabbing a baby.

Charlie's an embalmer, and one day he says to his boss, "There's a problem with Mrs. Whittaker."

The boss says, "What's that?"

Charlie says, "I was getting her cleaned up when I noticed a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."

The boss says, "That's impossible. Show me."

They go to the table where she's lying, Charlie flips back the sheet, points, and says, "See? There's a jumbo shrimp sticking out of her pussy."

The boss takes a closer look and says, "You jerk, that's not a piece of shrimp. That's her clit."

Charlie says, "Her clit? Well, it sure tasted like shrimp."



cheers,
Jon

A veterinarian and a taxadermist share a work space together.

What do you think they put outside for a sign to draw customers in?






"Either way you get your pet back!"

what was the last thing kurt cobain said to courtney love?

"hole's gonna be huge!"

y'all outdoing yo'selves

What did the parapalegic get for his birhtday?

Same thing he did last year, hit by a truck!


Edited to say that I may have actually pulled this joke from another thread, so credit is due to whoever posted it first, if that is how I found this joke. I forget...

[Edited on Apr 25, 2004 by gmacoustic]

dude he said sike!!!!!! how fucking old skool is that, i havent head that shit in years like 80's style

what's better than fucking a 7 year old vietnamese boy?






nuthin!

What's the definition of disgusting?
Siamese twins joined at the mouth and one of them throws up

What's yellow and green and eats nuts?
Gonorrhea

What was the last thing on Princess Diana's mind before she died?
A hubcap

Jesus walks into a hotel. He slams down a hammer and some nails on the reception desk and asks, "Hey, can you put me up for the night?"

What's the best part about screwing seven year old boys from behind?
From behind they look exactly like seve year old girls

A man goes to his doctor and says, "I need to get some birth control for my 10 year old daughter." The doctor looks at the man in shock and asks, "Your 10 year old daughter is sexually active?" "No", the man replies, "She just lies there like her mother."

Why is there always hot water at childbirth?
In case of a stillbirth, soup

[Edited on Apr 25, 2004 by Pandemonium]

God made adam, and adam was gettin bored out of his mind doing nothing but naming animals and shit like that, so God makes eve. they eat the apple, and start going at it like rabbits. this continues for a few days, as adam is EXTREMELY horny, seeing as he's the first one around, so he obviously wasn't gettin any. so eve runs away and hides for a little bit, and notices she's got quite a funk goin on down south, she tries to wash it up with leaves and stuff, because God had told them not to go into the ocean yet, it wasn't done. Finally eve decides that she has to get into the ocean, so she sneaks out and sits down in it, and immediately feels much better. God turns around and says, "dammit eve, now the whole damn thing is gonna smell like that forever."

What the opposite of Christopher Reeves?









Christopher Walken. Badumbum.


And finally, why do seagulls live by the sea?
Because if they lived by the bay they'd the bagles!!!







I'll be here all night folks. Edit for spelling.

[Edited on Apr 25, 2004 by red_dragon]

a man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide, the librarian looks up at him and say... "fuck off you won't bring it back!"

I'm sickened.