I can't light a match. It's happened once or twice, but it was a fluke, never to be repeated. I don't even try anymore.
I can't sing. Totally tone deaf.
I can't back into a parking space.
Make sense of Physics. GCSE baffled me and the various attempts of setting me straight on the subject have fallen flat on their arse.
Whistle a tune. I can whistle a starting note and that's it.
Sleep with my eyes closed. Apparently I look like a zombie because my eyes roll up and they never shut properly!
Rivera
USA
June 2008
MAY 28, 2009 07:01 PM