NEWS: Turn Anyone Into A Sex Fiend With 1 Word

Lemonkid said:

I'm scared that if I accepted someone I know would beat me up and steal my lunch money.

unravled said:

What? Are you saying I'm not worth it?

Lemonkid said:

Shit. I hate it when I'm stuck between a cock and a soft place.

NickySonic said:
We could work it out. Sit down in front of a girl, read the dictionary to her. When she leaps on you in flurry of lust we know we've got the right one.
Any volunteers?

Snottlebocket said:
lol that sounds a awefull lot like the junkmail i once got promising to teach me how to hypnotize women into sleeping with me.

somehow it didn't seem worth it if i had to hypnotize them before they'd sleep with me.

Tadzi said:

the secret is holding the gun to their temple while you do it

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unravled said:

That's not what I heard.

Ironside said:
NLP he meant NPL or Neuro Processing Linguistics. I have a book called Apocalypse Culture that details the concepts behind NPL ..

Silly auction item but not as bad as the ghost in the jar with Led Zepplin symbols all over it.

I learned that women actually want to get super freaky in the bedroom. They want to thrash around like an animal in heat. They want to try new things that they heard about or saw in pornos. Only YOU were not able to bring that part of them out, until now.....

lessthan3 said:
I should mention that with the threads arranged how they are now on under the threads I have posted in that have been posted in recently we have:

NEWS: TURN ANYONE INTO A SEX FIEND WITH
"CLINTON WAS A DRAFT DODGER"