Are you one of those dudes that just can't get lucky no matter what? Maybe you score all the time but not with the kind of women you want or in ways that you want to *wink* *wink*, well thanks to this eBay auction your problems may be over.

If you are interested in learning a cutting edge, street wise technology that is 100% legal and a totally powerful way to turn any woman into a sex fiend with 1, that's right - ONE - simple word , then please read on because this is the most important message you will ever read!

(yadda yadda yadda)

Do you want satisfying sex? Do you want a more sexually adventurous partner? Have you heard sex stories from guys and thought to yourself, I wish I could do those things? Do you want to try something new and different? Do you wish you can get your lover to be more open and adventurous in the bedroom?

If you answered YES to any of those questions then please do yourself a favor and choose either to bid or buy now.

Don't keep losing out on the kind of sex life you really want. You don't have to wait to find a girl that is into all those kinky things that you like. You can create a sex fiend,starting the very same day that you receive this course.

There's 8 bids right now and it's going for $40, a secret this big just begs to be shared so if you win this, let me know.

Snottlebocket

Netherlands

March 2004

APR 17, 2004 10:02 AM

lol that sounds a awefull lot like the junkmail i once got promising to teach me how to hypnotize women into sleeping with me.

somehow it didn't seem worth it if i had to hypnotize them before they'd sleep with me.

AkiraLi

Norristown, PA

March 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:05 AM

"Winning Bidder: User ID kept private"

I can't imagine why

NickySonic

United Kingdom

September 2002

APR 17, 2004 10:07 AM

Damn, we should have all chipped in a penny!

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:11 AM

It's FNORD.

If that doesn't wrok.. it's not worth it.

gigglefuckbunny

I'm lost

March 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:17 AM

Hammersmith

Boston, MA

December 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:21 AM

Nah, man, it's gotta be "bumblefuck".

hbfm

Washington, DC

February 2004

APR 17, 2004 10:22 AM

Damn straight, Lemonkid.

theangus

Raleigh, NC

January 2004

APR 17, 2004 10:45 AM

it's probably please. because if you're that desperate you're probably begging for sex anyway.

Cherie

Providence, RI

October 2002

APR 17, 2004 10:46 AM

Its: PORSCHE

[Edited on Apr 17, 2004 by Cherie]

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:49 AM

Lemonkid said:
It's FNORD.

If that doesn't wrok.. it's not worth it.

Sleep with me.

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:49 AM

Cherie said:
Its: PORSCHE

[Edited on Apr 17, 2004 by Cherie]

Also, sleep with me.

emanonXXX

Winnipeg, MB

August 2002

APR 17, 2004 10:50 AM

what the fuck. if i had the money i'd bid on this auction b/c it's so incredibly retarded.

Fortysix_And_Two

Columbus, OH

September 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:52 AM

*chuckles* Someone beat me to it, I was going to say, "Inheritance". Then I remembered it's "Inheritance" combined with "Terminal disease".

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 17, 2004 10:52 AM

damn, people figure out all the easy money making schemes before me.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

APR 17, 2004 10:52 AM

The word is: pantalones.

zyryx

Tyler, TX

April 2004

APR 17, 2004 10:56 AM

sex fiend, sure. but sex with YOU is the question.

~r

hansel

I'm lost

December 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:56 AM

Everyday is the same for me. I wake up refreshed, and somewhere by the end of the day I lose faith in mankind. We have a new Saturday record...

unravled

Portland, OR

August 2003

APR 17, 2004 11:07 AM

MisterSatan said:
The word is: pantalones.

"I'm not wearing any pantalones" has always worked pretty well for me. But that's five words...hmm...

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD

November 2003

APR 17, 2004 11:55 AM

Alcohol.

Akira_Li said:
"Winning Bidder: User ID kept private"

I can't imagine why

It's just like winning the lottery. He doesnt want people begging him for the word every 5 seconds. duh!

[Edited on Apr 17, 2004 12:00PM]

darkskyy1

Saint Louis, MO

July 2002

APR 17, 2004 12:47 PM

i guess exposing your dick online just isn't enough anymore

NickySonic

United Kingdom

September 2002

APR 17, 2004 01:20 PM

We could work it out. Sit down in front of a girl, read the dictionary to her. When she leaps on you in flurry of lust we know we've got the right one.
Any volunteers?

lessthan4

I'm lost

April 2004

APR 17, 2004 01:23 PM

One word. lessthan3.

Cherie

Providence, RI

October 2002

APR 17, 2004 01:29 PM

lessthan3 said:
One word. lessthan3.

Lemonkid

Canada

May 2003

APR 17, 2004 01:31 PM

unravled said:

Lemonkid said:
It's FNORD.

If that doesn't wrok.. it's not worth it.

Sleep with me.

I'm scared that if I accepted someone I know would beat me up and steal my lunch money.

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NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

APR 17, 2004 09:54 AM

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Norristown, PA

March 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:05 AM

NickySonic

United Kingdom

September 2002

APR 17, 2004 10:07 AM

Canada

May 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:11 AM

I'm lost

March 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:17 AM

Hammersmith

Boston, MA

December 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:21 AM

Washington, DC

February 2004

APR 17, 2004 10:22 AM

theangus

Raleigh, NC

January 2004

APR 17, 2004 10:45 AM

Cherie

Providence, RI

October 2002

APR 17, 2004 10:46 AM

Portland, OR

August 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:49 AM

Portland, OR

August 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:49 AM

Winnipeg, MB

August 2002

APR 17, 2004 10:50 AM

Columbus, OH

September 2003

APR 17, 2004 10:52 AM

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 17, 2004 10:52 AM

Portland, OR

August 2002

APR 17, 2004 10:52 AM

Tyler, TX

April 2004

APR 17, 2004 10:56 AM

I'm lost

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APR 17, 2004 10:56 AM

Portland, OR

August 2003

APR 17, 2004 11:07 AM

Owings Mills, MD

November 2003

APR 17, 2004 11:55 AM

darkskyy1

Saint Louis, MO

July 2002

APR 17, 2004 12:47 PM

NickySonic

United Kingdom

September 2002

APR 17, 2004 01:20 PM

I'm lost

April 2004

APR 17, 2004 01:23 PM

Cherie

Providence, RI

October 2002