Most of us like to throw a couple back when among friends but do you enjoy 100 alcoholic drinks per month with your crew?

If so, you're not just killing that last bottle of jager, you're also putting the hurt on your brain, according to new research.

"Our heavy drinkers sample was significantly impaired on measures of working memory, processing speed, attention, executive function, and balance," the researchers wrote.

One hundred drinks is more than three drinks a day, every day. If that's a social drinker, what qualifies you as an alcoholic?

Sophie_Sass

Los Angeles, CA

October 2003

APR 15, 2004 04:06 PM

What's funny about that article is that they say people who drink over a hundred drinks a month were just like alcoholics.....DUH!! People who drink over a hundred drinks a month are alcoholics!

Holden_Caulfield

Ann Arbor, MI

April 2004

APR 15, 2004 04:41 PM

I didn't know "Rummy" was such a heavy drinker. He must be taking after his boss.

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

APR 15, 2004 04:53 PM

putting the hurt on your brian[??]

Poor Brian.

Joscelyne

I'm lost

July 2002

APR 15, 2004 05:15 PM

Haha, mine says briar. But I can barely get through two drinks a month, so I'm okay. Good ol lightweight!

Chest_Rockwell

Los Angeles, CA

March 2004

APR 15, 2004 05:21 PM

I'd make a highly cogent argument against these findings if only I wasn't so fucking drunk.

lostarchitect

Brooklyn, NY

January 2004

APR 15, 2004 05:59 PM

three drinks a day makes you an alcoholic?

shit.

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

APR 15, 2004 06:30 PM

This is obviously horseshit- drinking makes me more intelligent, witty, charming, and sexually attractive. Especially when I drink a LOT. In fact, if I wasn't completely bombed right now at work, I'd be at a bar, demonstrating this in person. And by demonstrating, I mean "urinating in my pants".

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

APR 15, 2004 06:36 PM

TheFuckOffKid said:

putting the hurt on your brian[??]

Poor Brian.

Brian's link doesn't work.

fentopal

Denver, CO

July 2003

APR 15, 2004 07:06 PM

putting the hurt on your brian

dontbother

Antarctica

July 2002

APR 15, 2004 08:36 PM

lostarchitect said:
three drinks a day makes you an alcoholic?

shit.

that's what i thought. hmmmm...

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 15, 2004 09:04 PM

my memory does blow now.

i can remember the tiniest details from five years ago but ask me to remember what i had for lunch a week ago and i'm blank.

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

APR 15, 2004 09:09 PM

Clara said:

TheFuckOffKid said:

putting the hurt on your brian[??]

Poor Brian.

Brian's link doesn't work.

The Brian you requested cannot be found. The Brian you are looking for might have been removed, had his name changed, or be nursing a motherfucking great hangover and trying to recall exactly what happened last night and whether there is any danger of criminal charges.

Nixon

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 15, 2004 09:54 PM

What were we talking about again?

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

APR 16, 2004 01:40 AM

Nixon said:
What were we talking about again?

Fuck if I know. Now where's my beer?!

friedbanana105

Antarctica

November 2003

APR 16, 2004 01:48 AM

lostarchitect said:
three drinks a day makes you an alcoholic?

shit.

three drinks a day makes you an amateur...

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

APR 16, 2004 01:49 AM

MisterSatan said:
In fact, if I wasn't completely bombed right now at work, I'd be at a bar, demonstrating this in person. And by demonstrating, I mean "urinating in my pants".

So hot.

friedbanana105

Antarctica

November 2003

APR 16, 2004 01:51 AM

Al said:

MisterSatan said:
In fact, if I wasn't completely bombed right now at work, I'd be at a bar, demonstrating this in person. And by demonstrating, I mean "urinating in my pants".

So hot.

take note boys: funny drunks are HAWT!

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

APR 16, 2004 01:52 AM

Al said:

MisterSatan said:
In fact, if I wasn't completely bombed right now at work, I'd be at a bar, demonstrating this in person. And by demonstrating, I mean "urinating in my pants".

So hot.

You sicken me.

reprobate

New Orleans, LA

December 2002

APR 16, 2004 01:52 AM

mrluckys said:
Most of us like to throw a couple back when among friends but do you enjoy 100 alcoholic drinks per month with your crew?

If so, you're not just killing that last bottle of jager, you're also putting the hurt on your brian, according to new research.

"Our heavy drinkers sample was significantly impaired on measures of working memory, processing speed, attention, executive function, and balance," the researchers wrote.

One hundred drinks is more than three drinks a day, every day. if that's a social drinker, what qualifies you as an alcoholic?

Oh sure when you put it like that, but come one thats only 25 drinks a weekend. Friday and Saturday. Thursday too if you're in college or keep forgetting you're not anymore.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

APR 16, 2004 01:53 AM

MisterSatan said:

Al said:

MisterSatan said:
In fact, if I wasn't completely bombed right now at work, I'd be at a bar, demonstrating this in person. And by demonstrating, I mean "urinating in my pants".

So hot.

You sicken me.

and that's hot, right?

MisterSatan

Portland, OR

August 2002

APR 16, 2004 01:55 AM

You know it. Now let's get drunk and pass out in the middle of screwing, like the song says.

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

APR 16, 2004 01:55 AM

MisterSatan said:
You know it. Now let's get drunk and pass out in the middle of screwing, like the song says.

Only if you cry.

Nocturnus

Moberly, MO

January 2003

APR 16, 2004 02:13 AM

Alright photoshoppers, where is it?

"Every time you drink, God kills brains. Please, think of the brains."

Al

SUICIDEGIRL

Christmas Island

APR 16, 2004 02:15 AM

MisterSatan said:
You know it. Now let's get drunk and pass out in the middle of screwing, like the song says.

Wait, I mean, will you fuck your own ass?

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