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itzjusme

itzjusme

San Mateo, CA
March 2004

APR 15, 2004 04:30 PM

morphine?!?!?!?!?!

Tally

Tally

Killeen, TX
January 2004

APR 15, 2004 06:08 PM

i'd begin with desert, special brownies wink (not that it'd be allowed), then a glass of wine, some escargot, a 1/2 dozen stemmed oysters, and the main meal would consist of asparagus, lobster and salmon, and for my real desert strawberry shortcake (lots of it). but honestly, if i were served this as my last meal, i don't think i'd be able to eat, i would be petrified eeek

a548456

a548456

United Kingdom
OLD SKOOL

APR 15, 2004 06:18 PM

I read a thing here a while ago that was an article by a guy that had made prisoner's Last Meals, and most often than not, a dish would not be exactly as the last request, but often a close substitute, and they weren't able to 'order out', so best example... Prisoner 158456 asks for a big mac and fries... According to this guy, Prisoner 158456 would get given a burger from the prison cafeteria, but with the ingredients as similar to a big mac as possible. Of course, this may vary according to which prison they're in, but with that in mind, I'd probably ask for a ham and pineapple pizza, fries and a glass of cola (Would like pepsi, but would probably get coke, or more likely, generic brand...) For desert, I'd like profiteroles, but would probably get given an eclair.

[Edited on Apr 15, 2004 by Spike]

Sexdwarf

Sexdwarf

Hermosa Beach, CA
February 2003

APR 15, 2004 07:07 PM

itzjusme said:
morphine?!?!?!?!?!



Serious, DRUGS!! and LOTS of em!

I'd like:
1 XL Pizza w/Shrooms (and that Papa Guido's cholesterolsauce)
2 glasses, one will be half full of water, to chase the other full glass of liquid L
and if I'm able to stand, after that 1 pan of special brownies

Saving drugs, I'd go with BBQ Human, had to have been beutiful, I've always wondered what a person tastes like

pr0ject605

pr0ject605

Pittsburgh, PA
February 2003

APR 15, 2004 07:26 PM

If you get food poisoning from your last meal, will they treat you so you get healthy again before they kill you? If so, I'll take some undercooked meat from Jack-in-the-Box. I wanna piss off as many people as I can before I die.

If not, I'll take rat poison dipped in arsenic and some hydrochloric acid to wash it down with, and lots of it.

pr0ject605

pr0ject605

Pittsburgh, PA
February 2003

APR 15, 2004 07:28 PM

At one point, someone had actually listed a website that showed inmates and their last meal requests for... I forget what state. It was kind of interesting though.

GravesForTheDays

GravesForTheDays

Grand Rapids, MI
November 2003

APR 15, 2004 07:33 PM

A twelve pack of newcastle and a Wendy's Bacon cheese burger love

googused

googused

Portland, OR
OLD SKOOL

APR 15, 2004 07:36 PM

A big bag of dehydrated onions - that way I could stink up the gas chamber and maybe take a few of them out with me.

sqook

sqook

I'm lost
September 2002

APR 15, 2004 09:16 PM

Sexdwarf said:

itzjusme said:
morphine?!?!?!?!?!



Serious, DRUGS!! and LOTS of em!

I'd like:
1 XL Pizza w/Shrooms (and that Papa Guido's cholesterolsauce)
2 glasses, one will be half full of water, to chase the other full glass of liquid L
and if I'm able to stand, after that 1 pan of special brownies

Saving drugs, I'd go with BBQ Human, had to have been beutiful, I've always wondered what a person tastes like



Shit, anymore and you might not make it to the formal execution. tongue

PsychicGoldfish

PsychicGoldfish

HOPEFUL

Orono, ME

APR 15, 2004 09:34 PM

itzjusme said:
morphine?!?!?!?!?!



yeah, i change my mind. your idea is much better.

tofu and green beans? what the fuck was THAT about?! smile smile smile

Strfry

Strfry

Cleveland, OH
September 2002

APR 15, 2004 09:46 PM

Pussy
Pot
Unagi
Steak
PBR!

SnakePlissken

SnakePlissken

Corvallis, OR
December 2002

APR 15, 2004 09:48 PM

Chicken chimichanga with extra chipotle, extra large side of refried beans, broccoli and cauliflower with melted velveeta, and a skunky sixer of Michelob. This way when they zap me I'll be so gassy I explode.

diggity

diggity

Carrboro, NC
March 2003

APR 15, 2004 09:52 PM

this is my body...this is my blood...

diggity

diggity

Carrboro, NC
March 2003

APR 15, 2004 09:54 PM

DriveLikeJehu said:
Bread and wine. I'd have all my dearest friends, and my one betrayer, sit on the same side of the table as me.



damn...

lostarchitect

lostarchitect

Brooklyn, NY
January 2004

APR 15, 2004 09:58 PM

sqook said:
Mexican food, all the way. I'd eat so much of it I wouldn't care -how- I was being executed.

On a random depressing sidenote, when I was 18, we eventually had to put down our beloved dog, Shasta. She had cancer that had spread to most of her chest, and could barely walk. We didn't want to put her down, but it was really the best choice here.... anyways, right before the vet came over to our house, I went out to the garage, and found my mother, feeding Shasta girl scout cookies. Thin mints, straight out of the box. smile

My first reaction was to freak out a bit (dogs + chocolate = bad!), but then I realized it couldn't really do that much harm at this point.... and after all, it was a food she'd wanted to eat her entire life but could never had. She finally got to try them, though, and it was as good of a last supper as any I could think of.




that is just about the sweetest thing i have ever heard.

somehow, i now miss shasta.

limbictides

limbictides

Richmond, VA
September 2003

APR 15, 2004 10:17 PM

I'd start off with a couple of tamales drenched in mole; side of rice and beans. Then a monster cheesesteak with extra mayo from the Eatery in Richmond, washed down with a 22 of Legend brown. For dessert, the world's most expensive dark chocolate, melted down and mixed with crystalized ginger, and a bottle of thirty year Laphroaig scotch.

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