NEWS: Panty Raid

CULTURE: Panty Raid

For those of you who managed to get a peek at Janet Jackson's red bra during this year's Superbowl, I hope you enjoyed it, because it is the last one you will see on television for awhile.

*puts gun to head*

i was hoping this would pass much faster than it has. we forget about national tragedy, civil rights and wars so quickly why can't we forget about some forty year old boob?

let me borrow that gun after your done with it punk.

(sung to the tune of an infamous rocky horror song...)

Dammit Janet

Hey, Janet
Yes, Brad?
I've got something to say
Uh huh?

I really love the...skillful way
You showed all the folks at home
your little chest bouquet
Oh...oh, Brad
The tv was on and i scanned it
(Janet)
the censors all say that you planned it
(Janet)
So please will you just fucking can it
(Janet)
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, we saw your boob...

It was MTV that first ran it
(Janet)
But now HBO would even ban it
(Janet)
If there's one scarred for life then I am it
(Janet)
I've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, we saw your boob...

Here's the FCC to say that we're no joker
Lawsuits fly and they cancelled your next show
and even though the display was fairly mediocre
Oh D-E-M-A-S-K can't fuh-king sew (oh-oh!)

Oh, it's no worse than the citalis ad
(cock ad)
Now we're enraged and tipper's so glad
(so glad)
But the web's still here and so's our dad
though justin and your chest are just both
fads, we're mad, at you two
(so mad)

Oh, dammit
(I'm mad)
Oh, Janet
(at you)

we saw your boob

There's one thing left to do, ah-hoo
And that's go see the men who began it
(Janet)
When they met the network that ran-it
(Janet)
But something caught our eye and then panic
(Janet)
Now We've one thing to say, and that's
Dammit Janet, we saw your boob...
Dammit, Janet


sooooo mad, I'm mad
Dammit, Janet
we saw your boob

And so the swing to the right continues. This reaffirms my opinions about the cultural pendulum. People overfricking reacting to Janet's boobage, and Clear Channel dropping Howard Stern. It's business. I'm not going to act like it's the end of the world or anything. But it's silly. It's just silly.

this whole thing is just getting way out of hand

wow...I think you put too much work into that one. but still funny.

I think that's pretty recockulous of them to stop airing the VS lingerie shows since they had them for a couple years before the whole superbowl incident.

Oh, now they thinking about how this affects how young women feel about themselves? Thinking progressively, those kids.

I would rather my kids see tits, lingere and nudity on telly than dead people and violence on the news

me too. America glorifies violence and shuns sexuality, and which is more healthy?

Oh my fucking GOD! Will the fallout from the superbowl never end?

I hate Janet Jackson. A lot. I wish the worst upon her.
God, it's like eating a butter sandwhich for your last meal before being put to death.

Why in the world is the world freaking out?

That's not a rhetorical statement. Have I overestimated the world?

word

I didn't think her boob was that grotesque. Maybe I missed something? and wouldn't Victoria's Secret be the -right- thing to have on TV? They could show people how their bras don't suffer from "wardrobe malfunctions" and can spare the world from seeing shapely, firm bosoms. Because god knows we don't need more of those.