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Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

APR 08, 2004 11:55 PM

I swear I searched for this as hard as I could, and I couldn't believe it wasn't up anywhere.

Now, as a vegetarian, I'm not crazy about endorsing a site made by Burger King, but this is the coolest thing ever:

The Subserviant Chicken!

I swear, he can do just about anything!

Jeff_Fries

Jeff_Fries

Humptulips, WA
September 2003

APR 08, 2004 11:56 PM

Am I The Only One?





Edited to add: TELL HIM TO TURN OUT THE LIGHTS. IT IS GOD DAMN CLASSIC.







[Edited on Apr 09, 2004 by Jeff_Fries]

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

APR 09, 2004 12:01 AM

What the fuck! I searched! I swear!

Tawnya

Tawnya

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 09, 2004 12:02 AM

I made him breakdance! biggrin

wings

wings

I'm lost
November 2002

APR 09, 2004 12:08 AM

Hammersmith said:
What the fuck! I searched! I swear!



you misspelled subservient. That's probably what happened.

Come to think of it, that explains a lot around here. It's not that n00bs aren't using the search feature... it's just that all of our n00bs are illiterate.

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

APR 09, 2004 12:08 AM

"rock"

awesome

hyparxis

hyparxis

Oakland, CA
January 2003

APR 09, 2004 12:12 AM

wingedyouth said:

Hammersmith said:
What the fuck! I searched! I swear!



you misspelled subservient. That's probably what happened.

Come to think of it, that explains a lot around here. It's not that n00bs aren't using the search feature... it's just that all of our n00bs are illiterate.



The other thread was titled "Funny Website". whatever

he totally poos, reads books, and throws couch cusions.

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

APR 09, 2004 12:15 AM

wingedyouth said:

Hammersmith said:
What the fuck! I searched! I swear!



you misspelled subservient. That's probably what happened.

Come to think of it, that explains a lot around here. It's not that n00bs aren't using the search feature... it's just that all of our n00bs are illiterate.



Hey genius, you may have been here longer than me, but your comment count is practically the square root of mine, so don't you dare call me a noob, k? And besides, we all know that the search function is the least functional part of this entire site.

artchick

artchick

United Kingdom
August 2003

APR 09, 2004 12:15 AM

also try:
riverdance
macarena
breakdance
robot
moonwalk
yoga

I swear, that kooky chicken will try everything.

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

APR 09, 2004 12:28 AM

I still don't get it.

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

APR 09, 2004 12:29 AM

SupremePizzaMan said:
I still don't get it.



It's chicken YOUR WAY! Get it!

tomahto

tomahto

San Bruno, CA
June 2003

APR 09, 2004 12:31 AM

I also posted a link in the 1:04 thread.

tomahto

tomahto

San Bruno, CA
June 2003

APR 09, 2004 12:36 AM

HAHAHA
tell him to fly.

Velvetone_Fusion

Velvetone_Fusion

Owings Mills, MD
November 2003

APR 09, 2004 12:42 AM

I heart this chicken love love love

Hammersmith

Hammersmith

Boston, MA
December 2003

APR 09, 2004 12:50 AM

I told him to do my research paper. He went and hid behind the couch.

surlyclown

surlyclown

Los Angeles, CA
March 2004

APR 09, 2004 12:52 AM

This is the most bizarro thing ever...and now they're playing 99 Luftballoons on VH-1 classics...I will have the chicken dance! bok

[Edited on Apr 09, 2004 by surlyclown]

Jehu_

Jehu_

Portland, OR
June 2003

APR 09, 2004 01:48 AM

My life finally has meaning.

Thistle

Thistle

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

APR 09, 2004 01:54 AM

Tell him to do the hokey pokey, it's cute. This definitely makes me want to eat chicken less by the way.

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

APR 09, 2004 01:55 AM

tell him to strip, it's pretty amusing

friedbanana105

friedbanana105

Antarctica
November 2003

APR 09, 2004 02:43 AM

NOTHINGMAN said:
tell him to strip, it's pretty amusing



yeah i did naked -- i'll bet it's the same think.

anyone else try "piss" and "jerk off"?

i was surprised he did both.... shocked

Fu

Fu

Los Angeles, CA
November 2003

APR 09, 2004 03:12 AM

::die::

TheFuckOffKid

TheFuckOffKid

NEWSWIRE

Australia

APR 09, 2004 04:10 AM

wingedyouth said:
you misspelled subservient. That's probably what happened.



In his defence, this is the spelling in the link.

http://www.subserviantchicken.com/

mk700c

mk700c

Ann Arbor, MI
December 2003

APR 09, 2004 07:26 AM

ahahahaha

There is a difference between
smoke
and
smoke pot
I love this chicken

mattthegoon

mattthegoon

Virginia Beach, VA
July 2002

APR 09, 2004 09:57 AM

pop and lock
roll on the ground
kiss the camera lens
act mad
pray

mattthegoon

mattthegoon

Virginia Beach, VA
July 2002

APR 09, 2004 10:01 AM

oh shit...tell him to do the worm!!!
skull

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