Subserviant Chicken!

I swear I searched for this as hard as I could, and I couldn't believe it wasn't up anywhere.

Now, as a vegetarian, I'm not crazy about endorsing a site made by Burger King, but this is the coolest thing ever:

The Subserviant Chicken!

I swear, he can do just about anything!

Am I The Only One?





Edited to add: TELL HIM TO TURN OUT THE LIGHTS. IT IS GOD DAMN CLASSIC.







[Edited on Apr 09, 2004 by Jeff_Fries]

What the fuck! I searched! I swear!

you misspelled subservient. That's probably what happened.

Come to think of it, that explains a lot around here. It's not that n00bs aren't using the search feature... it's just that all of our n00bs are illiterate.

"rock"

awesome

The other thread was titled "Funny Website".

he totally poos, reads books, and throws couch cusions.

Hey genius, you may have been here longer than me, but your comment count is practically the square root of mine, so don't you dare call me a noob, k? And besides, we all know that the search function is the least functional part of this entire site.

also try:
riverdance
macarena
breakdance
robot
moonwalk
yoga

I swear, that kooky chicken will try everything.

I still don't get it.

It's chicken YOUR WAY! Get it!

I also posted a link in the 1:04 thread.

HAHAHA
tell him to fly.

I heart this chicken

I told him to do my research paper. He went and hid behind the couch.

This is the most bizarro thing ever...and now they're playing 99 Luftballoons on VH-1 classics...I will have the chicken dance!

[Edited on Apr 09, 2004 by surlyclown]

My life finally has meaning.

tell him to strip, it's pretty amusing

yeah i did naked -- i'll bet it's the same think.

anyone else try "piss" and "jerk off"?

i was surprised he did both....

::die::

In his defence, this is the spelling in the link.

http://www.subserviantchicken.com/

ahahahaha

There is a difference between
smoke
and
smoke pot
I love this chicken

pop and lock
roll on the ground
kiss the camera lens
act mad
pray

oh shit...tell him to do the worm!!!