What's Your Favorite Quote?

"Everyone is stupid except for me!"
-Homer Simpson

Rather than quote everything she said, I'll just say to watch Harold & Maude and listen to everything Maude says.

I love that woman.

"i put my hand over her mouth and told her not to yawn. i tried to tell her how excited i was about life and the things we could do together. she turned away wearily. we lay on our backs, looking at the ceiling and wondering what God had wrought when He made life so sad." -jack kerouac

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"you know what max, i think you're just like one of those clipper ship captains, you're married to the sea."
"yes that's true, but i've been out to sea for a long time."

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"if you never have, you should! these things are fun, and fun is good!"
-dr. seuss
[a favourite of mine in my 'drug phase'.]

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"i used to think i'd get over everything, but everything just got over me."
-matt good.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."-Benjamin Franklin

"You sir, are very drunk" - Lady Astor
"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But you are very ugly and in the morning I shall be sober" - Winston Churchill

"Baseball is 90% mental, the other half is physical." - Yogi Berra

"Doctors bury their mistakes, architects can only plant trees." - Frank Lloyd Wright