Favorite Movie Quotes?

This isn't verbatim so sue me

"You know, all women aren't into money"
"Well the kinda chicks that would double up on a guy like me are"
"good point"

"So what would you do if you had a million bucks?"
"Besides two chicks at the same time?"
"Of course."

-Office Space-

"So what do I do now, keep jumping from rock to rock until there are no more rocks left? I've been listening to my gut for years, and quite frankly, my guts, have shit for brains" - John Cusak -High Fidelity

Something simple for the bump.

"They drew first blood, not me. They drew first blood." - John J. Rambo - First Blood.

"I am the law!" - Judge Dredd
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"Dry land is not a myth, I've seen it. Kevin Costner. Waterworld." - The Cable Guy
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Johnny Ringo: Isn't anyone here man enough to play for blood?
Doc Holliday: I'm your huckleberry.

Cowboy: I got you now, you son of a bitch!
Doc Holliday: You're a daisy if you do!

Doc Holliday: It seems poker's just not your game, Ike. I know: let's have a spelling contest!

-Tombstone

Some of my favorite quotes are from Tombstone, by Doc Holliday(Val Kilmer). I copy and pasted them to make sure I got them right, but there's still quite a few more. I'm going to watch it again.

" I set my standards pretty low so I'm never disappointed"

-Otis- The Devil's Rejects

"Conan! What is best in life?"

"To crush your enemies, to see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their women!"

I find a way to work this into conversation everyday.

JACK (voice over)
I got right in everyone's hostle little face. Yes, these are bruises from fighting. I'm comfortable with them. I am enlightened.

JACK to his boss
Me? I'd be very careful who I talked to about this. It sounds like someone dangerous wrote it... someone who might snap at any moment,stalking from office to office with an Armalite AR-10 Carbine-gas semiautomatic, bitterly pumping roundafter round into colleagues and co- workers.
(Fight Club)

Boone: Then it's true.
Peloquin: It's all true. God's an Astronaut. Oz is Over the Rainbow, and Midian is where the monsters live.

Narcisse: It's Shangra-La on Dope. We love it!

(Nightbreed)

I'll think of more later.

Bout a nine on the tension scale there, Reub.

Listen up, maggots. You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else.



self-improvement is masturbation



hopelessness is freedom

"I will motivate you even if it short-dicks every cannibal in the Congo!"

Full Metal Jacket

"I'm the Anti-Christ...you got me in a vendetta kind of mood. You tell the angels in heaven you never saw evil so singularly personified as you did in the face of the man who just killed you."

Christopher Walken - True Romance

"I got a problem spending $10,000 on ungrateful peanut-head niggas to get em outta jail, but I did it."

Sam Jackson - Jackie Brown

More of Christopher Walken saying cool shit.

"Been with a woman, Zophael? It's like dying. You moan, cry out; you get to a spot that has you begging for release. Once, I was an angel of death. Now, I die every day, when I have the cash."

- Prophecy 3

"When you little scamps get together, you're worse than a sewing circle."

- Mia, Pulp Fiction

Fabian - Butch, will you give me oral pleasure?
Butch - Will you kiss it?
Fabian - Yes, but you first.
...
Butch - I think I cracked a rib.
Fabian - Giving me oral pleasure?
Butch - No retard, from the fight.


I'm watching Pulp Fiction as I type.

[Edited on Jan 07, 2006 by SexyBeast]

Groovy! - Evil Dead 2

I'm not even supposed to be here! - clerks

i killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How've you been? - Grosse point blank.

The net is vast and infinite - ghost in the shell

For too long I've been parched of thirst and unable to quench it. Too long I've been starving to death and haven't died. I feel nothing. Not the wind on my face nor the spray of the sea. Nor the warmth of a woman's flesh. You best start believing in ghost stories Miss Turner. You're in one.

"You face forward, or you face the possibility of shock and damage!"

Spartan <3

Scott:
What they gotcha teachin' here, young sergeant?
Jackie Black:
Edged weapons, sir. Knife fighting.
Scott:
Don't you teach 'em knife fighting. Teach 'em to kill. That way, they meet some sonofabitch who studied knife fighting, they send his soul to hell.


Scott:
Honey, you got all the slack in the world until I leave this room. Then I'm gonna zero you out.


Scott:
You're gonna leave your life or you're gonna leave the information in this room.


Nadya:
I'm entitled to my lawyer...
Miller:
You're entitled to shit. You're entitled to tell me what you know.

[Edited on Jan 07, 2006 by RayCasino]

Dex: Doing stuff is overrated. Like Hitler. He did a lot. But don't we all wish he woulda just stayed home and gotten stoned?
Syd: Oh, I see. So your only options are to get stoned or commit genocide?

-The Tao of Steve.

such a great fucking movie!

Are you stalking me? Because that would be super. - Van Wilder

“You can’t really dust for vomit”

This is Spinal Tap


“There's no way, NO way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, first thing I'm gonna do is punch your mamma in da mouth!”

Smokey and the Bandit


“OK…We'll give some land to the @#$%&*'s and the @#$%*'s. But we don't want the Irish!”

Blazing Saddles


*edited so not to offend

[Edited on Jan 07, 2006 by evilducky]

If you hold back anything, I'll kill ya. If you bend the truth or I think your bending the truth, I'll kill ya. If you forget anything I'll kill ya. In fact, you're gonna have to work very hard to stay alive, Nick. Now do you understand everything I've said? Because if you don't, I'll kill ya.

These are not stolen, they just haven't been paid for, and we can't get them again. They've changed the bloody locks.

Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels

Just worry about getting us a gun yeah........

There are so many great quotes from Snatch

Turkish: Fuck me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"?

best one from snatch