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hex1983

hex1983

United Kingdom
March 2004

APR 07, 2004 10:03 AM

MisterJesus said:

hex1983 said:

MisterJesus said:

hex1983 said:
how did i spend £25 on beer on a pound a pint night and still come home sober bearing in mind i only spent my money on drinks



They were £1 a pint. therefore mostly water.


if it is that cheap it is that cheap for a reason.

and you were buying some fat bint drinks all night for some reason.



good call on the waterd down beer me thinks but she was not fat thankfully




Thank the me for that at least!



ur good at this dude, i hope that the drinks aint waterd down 2night

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

APR 07, 2004 10:35 AM

hex1983 said:

MisterJesus said:

hex1983 said:

MisterJesus said:

hex1983 said:
how did i spend £25 on beer on a pound a pint night and still come home sober bearing in mind i only spent my money on drinks



They were £1 a pint. therefore mostly water.


if it is that cheap it is that cheap for a reason.

and you were buying some fat bint drinks all night for some reason.



good call on the waterd down beer me thinks but she was not fat thankfully




Thank the me for that at least!



ur good at this dude, i hope that the drinks aint waterd down 2night



If they are you have my permission to kick the bartender in the ding ding.

arch_stanton

arch_stanton

United Kingdom
February 2003

APR 07, 2004 11:06 AM

What's the deal with your vast army of fans hijacking pagan festivals and repackaging them in your name?
For example, Eostre or Ostra/Easter and Yule/Christmas.

Dizzy

Dizzy

Los Angeles, CA
January 2004

APR 07, 2004 11:36 AM

MrJ, today someone told me that i'm going to hell in a handbasket. What kind of weave do you suppose it would have, and will there be room for two? Also, will it be a pre-used basket?

Chest_Rockwell

Chest_Rockwell

Los Angeles, CA
March 2004

APR 07, 2004 11:50 AM

Mine is a two part question. Part the first; I was watching a soccer er...football, match in a pub this weekend and I was just wondering why is the BBC feed so shitty as compared to feeds from other networks? Part the second; will Arsenal right their ship or will they let the Premiership slip away like they did the FA Cup on Saturday and the Champions league yesterday? shocked

SurfBetty

SurfBetty

Atlantic Beach, FL
December 2003

APR 07, 2004 12:07 PM


Dear Mr. Jesus, I just had to write to you
Something really scared me,
when I saw it on the news,
A story 'bout a little girl beaten black and blue
Jesus, thought I'd take this right to you.

MisterJesus....why is it that every time I see your name I get that god damn song stuck in my head?


Sorry this was in poor taste but, whatever.....




MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

APR 07, 2004 01:34 PM

arch_stanton said:
What's the deal with your vast army of fans hijacking pagan festivals and repackaging them in your name?
For example, Eostre or Ostra/Easter and Yule/Christmas.



If you only knew the amount of crap that has been done in my name, oh if you only knew.

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

APR 07, 2004 01:37 PM

Kiddizzy said:
MrJ, today someone told me that i'm going to hell in a handbasket. What kind of weave do you suppose it would have, and will there be room for two? Also, will it be a pre-used basket?



Probably this one,




and it will be new, but trust me your not going to hell in a handbasket, it'll be more of a metal casket.

Smuffy

Smuffy

I'm lost
December 2003

APR 07, 2004 01:38 PM

Who do you look like your mom or your dad?

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

APR 07, 2004 01:39 PM

Chest_Rockwell said:
Mine is a two part question. Part the first; I was watching a soccer er...football, match in a pub this weekend and I was just wondering why is the BBC feed so shitty as compared to feeds from other networks? Part the second; will Arsenal right their ship or will they let the Premiership slip away like they did the FA Cup on Saturday and the Champions league yesterday? shocked



The BBC is a publically funded broadcaster, what this means is that it is shit.

Arsenel win the premiership? your having a giraffee.

no team with the word ARSE in it deserves to win anything.

look to Chealsea for the future. or if you are a real sadist, Fulham

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

APR 07, 2004 01:40 PM

SurfBetty said:

Dear Mr. Jesus, I just had to write to you
Something really scared me,
when I saw it on the news,
A story 'bout a little girl beaten black and blue
Jesus, thought I'd take this right to you.

MisterJesus....why is it that every time I see your name I get that god damn song stuck in my head?


Sorry this was in poor taste but, whatever.....






No that's ok, sometimes we need sad things in life to remind us of how lucky we really are.

and well maybe I just make you sad. sorry bout that, seems to be a running theme in my life.

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

APR 07, 2004 01:41 PM

Smuffy said:
Who do you look like your mom or your dad?



Well, in the face I take a good deal from my mothers side but apparently in my manner and style of walking I take after my father.

I prefer to think that I look like me.

arch_stanton

arch_stanton

United Kingdom
February 2003

APR 09, 2004 05:42 AM

Why the name chjange? robot

Azurite

Azurite

I'm lost
April 2003

APR 14, 2004 08:15 PM

What's your next thought going to be?

SiGma

SiGma

Israel
January 2004

APR 15, 2004 07:12 AM

If you were a video game character, who would it be?

Shadowmancer

Shadowmancer

Nashville, TN
January 2004

APR 15, 2004 07:15 AM

Do you mind if people call you MrJ?

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