ASK MisterJesus

ur good at this dude, i hope that the drinks aint waterd down 2night

If they are you have my permission to kick the bartender in the ding ding.

What's the deal with your vast army of fans hijacking pagan festivals and repackaging them in your name?
For example, Eostre or Ostra/Easter and Yule/Christmas.

MrJ, today someone told me that i'm going to hell in a handbasket. What kind of weave do you suppose it would have, and will there be room for two? Also, will it be a pre-used basket?

Mine is a two part question. Part the first; I was watching a soccer er...football, match in a pub this weekend and I was just wondering why is the BBC feed so shitty as compared to feeds from other networks? Part the second; will Arsenal right their ship or will they let the Premiership slip away like they did the FA Cup on Saturday and the Champions league yesterday?

Dear Mr. Jesus, I just had to write to you
Something really scared me,
when I saw it on the news,
A story 'bout a little girl beaten black and blue
Jesus, thought I'd take this right to you.

MisterJesus....why is it that every time I see your name I get that god damn song stuck in my head?


Sorry this was in poor taste but, whatever.....

If you only knew the amount of crap that has been done in my name, oh if you only knew.

Probably this one,




and it will be new, but trust me your not going to hell in a handbasket, it'll be more of a metal casket.

Who do you look like your mom or your dad?

The BBC is a publically funded broadcaster, what this means is that it is shit.

Arsenel win the premiership? your having a giraffee.

no team with the word ARSE in it deserves to win anything.

look to Chealsea for the future. or if you are a real sadist, Fulham

No that's ok, sometimes we need sad things in life to remind us of how lucky we really are.

and well maybe I just make you sad. sorry bout that, seems to be a running theme in my life.

Well, in the face I take a good deal from my mothers side but apparently in my manner and style of walking I take after my father.

I prefer to think that I look like me.

Why the name chjange?

What's your next thought going to be?

If you were a video game character, who would it be?

Do you mind if people call you MrJ?