ASK MisterJesus

ok I'm not smart but I'll do my best and I have quite a bit of time on my hands so fire away!

Why are you so hot?

what's driving on the wrong side of the road like

because I have my central heating turned up far too high today and it has been sunny outside and I have a bit of sunburn on my nose.

Can I have a cookie?

raspberry or chocolate?

in fact, here have both.

Well consider this, to me your driving on the wrong side of the road.

and I prefer to call it "aiming"

why can I never think of a question when put on the spot to ask one?

Will I ever find true love?

Did you really mean all those "fucked up" things you said about me on the "say something fucked up" boards?

Dear MisterJesus: When will we see an end to all of these inane threads appearing on the boards lately!

as an american i refuse to accept this

MisterJesus, can I have a cookie too...please?

Why does John Cena kick ass so bad?

why can I never think of a question when put on the spot to ask one?

because you are a careful and considerate person and like to make sure of things before you do them.

Will I ever find true love?

Well I've had true love before but it did'nt last for me however the magic pancake maker says yes you will

Did you really mean all those "fucked up" things you said about me on the "say something fucked up" boards?

no of course not

Dear MisterJesus: When will we see an end to all of these inane threads appearing on the boards lately!

we can only live in hope my friend.

Why cant I talk to my best friend for 5 minutes without some ungodly stupid interuption?

yup, ask Tank to pass the tray around to you

because he has a deformed foot.

because people do not realise that you have a life outside of there small tiny insignifigant problems

Thats a shame. as a man with no real country I don't have to make a real choice on this one.

however having operated cars using both sides of the road and indeed steering wheel, it does feel more natural to me to be shifting with my left arm instead of my right.

Daddy or chips?

chips.

no contest

Ok, why am I so bored? And what can I do to be un-bored?

You can come over here and play with me.

you are bored because you are not here

Wise and smooth.....