Stupid plays on your name

you poor bastard. i bet you hate jim croce dont you?

not as much as i hate the MMMMbop kids cause my name changed when my biological father adopted me, but you missed the other joke there from the creator of the peanuts Charles Shultz

savannah banana

is that from the name game? i wasnt allowed to play that till i started going by charlie or leeroy for some reason the teachers wouldnt let me play when everyone called me chuck or chuckie?

My name is Chuck.



You can take it from there.

whats up chuck? gett it upchuck? yea i feel for ya brother

You know my stock reply to that is to just look at the offending party and with all the depth and sincerity of a porn actor say "Wow, you are so original. I've NEVER heard that before. Did you come up with that all by yourself?" That usually makes them feel stupid.

But damn. I don't got shit on you man!

My names Noah... OK NOAH

Im okay with it now, but Noah Boa was popular for some reason..And if one more person asks where my animals or ark is, people will die.

Screw you all...my first name is Joe...fucking Joe...the possibilities are endless!
My only saving grace is that the full way is spelled Josef, like Stalin's....not that that's a good thing, but it does then to shut people up.

the clever kids called me sex-a-ton and the dumb ones just went SEXton HAHAHAHA!

it's my last name. I will not be posting it. but on the upside I am approved with many chinese credit card companies.

My friends like to mispronounce/shorten/alter everyone's name.

Roy became Wa.
Shane became Shawn.
Danny is Danji.
Denice is either Deny or D-Nice.
Will is sometimes William T. after James T. Kirk.
Jason became J-Pr0n which was shortened to Pr0n.
Rich became Rick, or I sometimes call him Ricardo Montalban.

I'm Scott. I became Scrote. Pronounced like scrotum. I'd rather be Hervé Villechaize.

[Edited on Apr 02, 2004 by apesamongus]

when i was little, maybe third grade, a couple of girls started calling me math-ew!!
as in mathematics was gross.
that's the only one i can remember.

my name is Rachel and the only nicknames I ever get are Rach or Rachet

My whole name has caused me trouble. I've always gone by my middle name, since my Dad & I have the same name. And, my last name has caused me grief because a)90% of people mispronounce it when they see it; and b) Although I am Norwegian, my last name is also a common Arabic name.

i know what it is!!!!!!

since my name is that of a robot and im a geek/intelligent person i have had

MEAGERtron
MENSAtron
GEEKatron
GIMPatron

amoungst others

Michael, Michael, motorcycle.

My last name set me up for much more colorful improvisations.

I'm not telling you my real name. stalker.

not much you can do with kawai other than pronouncing it incorrectly.

Davy, Daaaaavy Crocket...

I was tired of that by the time I was 4. I still get it to this day.

In my head I just did a warping of the Kill Bill quote when I read that...

"My name is Chuck, and I like to fuck"

girls usually call me scotty but thats not too interesting. i have a friend named justin and i like to call him justinthyme or justincase

Davey Crocket (along with singing the theme song)

superdave.