Stupid plays on your name

I'm sure everyone has had countless people attempt lame jokes based on your name. I was born with the name Ben which is common and easy to rhyme. Here are the ones I got growing up and still get to this day.
Ben-Hur
Ben_hur *pause* over.
Ben Dover (an all time favorite).
Ben Gay
Ben Gay *someone else* How long?
Hey, how ya been, Ben?
This is an odd one I heard a lot from the old folks while growing up in rural Ga. "Hey hey brother Ben, shot a rooster, killed a hen."

Chris Piss...
Fuckers

my real name?

sha!

-mk

yeah thats what I was thinking

well I've gotten doctacock a couple of times...

that's all I have to say about that

Tiny tim
mr clean

Soph
Sofa
Soapy
And my mother-in-law calls me Sophala
And sometimes people think my name is Sophia, Silvia, or Sonya.

Well I get Cockturnus a lot. I got more shit for my real name when I was a kid.

For my username the best one I got was on the, one word to describe thread.
Kosmonot

I always get Marcus Aurelious and the cursed Marcus Welby M.D.

And Ratbone was bestowed upon me for god only knows why...

my name is Erin Gabrielle... so i got Air-in.. Air-out... to the tune of the clapper commercial... then of course there was, gabby, gabe, gabie, Erie, Erie-berri, berri... then my friends kids couldn't say Erin, so they called me Ernie, then It turned into Nernie, then Nern, then one of my friends started callin me Bern.. and for some reason, older people have trouble saying Erin... they always say Erwin... so annoying...

People who call me "Acey" or worse, "Acey Wacey".

People who say "Ace is the place" like it's the first time I ever heard that.

But neither are nearly as bad as people who call me "Acer". I am not a fucking Taiwanese computer company

cary is a girls' name

oh, yeah?

FUCK YOU

well yer a bit spacey

H. Mo, as the more ghetto and less fabulous collaboration of both my first and last names.

My name is Richard, but I have always gone by Rick. In high school, my buddies used to call me Dick, then it evolved into Head, then Dickhead, then Wood, then Woody. So, my senior year I was Woody. In that yearbook, under our senior names and our hopes and clubs, etc, in quotes under my name is "Woody". Forever immortalized. Sigh.... I hated those guys

My real name is Logan, and there just isnt shit you can do with that. The closest was when my little sister was just starting to talk and she couldnt say 'Logan' and it came out 'Gogo'. Dont ask me how, but it just did, and my mom and dad still call me that to this day.
Most people dont seem to like their family nicknames, but I like Gogo for some reason.

my old boss called me Jefferson, and it pissed me off, my name is Jeff or Jeffrey, but no Jefferson

My last name is bernard, so i git a lot of "st bernard" comments. still do as a matter of fact. and i've always been really tall, so talley, big b, and a few less memorable others

my name is Jason so for a few weeks in elementary school, i got Gayson until i corrected this one kid and then that stopped real quickly

[Edited on Apr 01, 2004 by Tadzi]

Kenny G.

i came into this world as Charles Leeroy Brown, so do you want this by individual name or in any combination? if you dont belive me, ask anyone who has ever met me, or seen my drivers licence