I have ZERO dollars. I am listening to Guns & Roses Appetite for Destruction and that makes me want to drink whiskey and diet coke.
Someone paypal me 20 bucks right now (fernhead_auctions@hotmail.com) so I can go to the liquor store and buy a bottle of whiskey.

Thank you.

Mia

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

APR 01, 2004 03:29 PM

Don't do it! It's a trick! He's going to use it to buy crack and a hooker! He doesn't even know what G'nR is!!!!! He's Lying.

Ok, do it. You might get laid.

DisappearHere

Portland, OR

February 2003

APR 01, 2004 03:31 PM

She's right. You might get laid. I tend to be pretty loose when I'm whiskey drunk.

waxangel

Baltimore, MD

May 2003

APR 01, 2004 03:32 PM

For 20 bucks, I want a SURE THING. Hopping on the Night Train should be a guaranteed ride.

DisappearHere

Portland, OR

February 2003

APR 01, 2004 03:33 PM

Well with a name like yours how can I resist? Ok, Paypal me the 20, then hop on a plane and I'll drunk drive and pick you up at the airport. *pinky swear*

Mia

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

APR 01, 2004 03:35 PM

pinki in your ass swear. this is what you'll be getting.

DisappearHere

Portland, OR

February 2003

APR 01, 2004 03:36 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!! I wish you would stop littering up the boards with that picture.

I swear to god I was COMPLETELY sober when that pic was taken. I swear. In fact, that's probably the ONLY pic in my pics where I AM sober.

[Edited on Apr 01, 2004 by DisappearHere]

[Edited on Apr 01, 2004 by DisappearHere]

DisappearHere

Portland, OR

February 2003

APR 01, 2004 03:42 PM

I just checked my Paypal account...come on Fag ! What's the dealio?!?!

Dave_H

Bermuda

January 2003

APR 01, 2004 03:53 PM

I am 31 days late with the rent.

oops.

waxangel

Baltimore, MD

May 2003

APR 01, 2004 04:00 PM

That picture made me think twice. Let's see if I make enough in tips to actually cover what I took out of the register to pay for lunch. Though with these carbomb-drinking yuppie fucks tipping me 2%, it doesn't look promising.

DisappearHere

Portland, OR

February 2003

APR 01, 2004 04:06 PM

Fag said:
That picture made me think twice. Let's see if I make enough in tips to actually cover what I took out of the register to pay for lunch. Though with these carbomb-drinking yuppie fucks tipping me 2%, it doesn't look promising.

Just slip some Drain-O in their drinks and when the go under steal their wallets!

DisappearHere

Portland, OR

February 2003

APR 01, 2004 04:07 PM

Dave_H said:
I am 31 days late with the rent.

oops.

Well they can't really kick you out now can they! I mean, since you're leaving anyway and all...

waxangel

Baltimore, MD

May 2003

APR 01, 2004 04:23 PM

Okay, $20 and a broke Fag on the way.

Kamper

Merrimack, NH

December 2003

APR 01, 2004 04:30 PM

Remember, without a court order the landlord cannot legally kick you out, lock you out or remove your possesions. If this happens call the police, since false eviction is a crime in many places they may offer the landlord the choice between letting you in or going for a ride downtown. Of course if you've been a nuisance to the local constabulary they may just give him/her a verbal warning and suggest fair play before they go back to base.

schoolgirl

Christmas Island

May 2003

APR 01, 2004 04:56 PM

me too.

Mia

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

APR 01, 2004 05:02 PM

or... give the proprietor some head. it always works for disappearhere

Louise

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

APR 01, 2004 06:36 PM

the REASON DisappearHere needs money is so that he can go out drinking with ME and perhaps get nookie in the bathroom. nookie in the bathroom! someone can cough up twenty bucks for THAT, right?

DisappearHere

Portland, OR

February 2003

APR 01, 2004 06:49 PM

Oh god! Please people! She said "nookie in the bathroom" FOR CRYING OUT LOUD!

Mullen

San Diego, CA

April 2003

APR 01, 2004 06:50 PM

You have Mia and Louise all over you and you are broke. I bet they would cum on sight if they went out with me, Mr I have a Job.

Alkaholic23

Boston, MA

January 2004

APR 01, 2004 06:51 PM

damn i wish i were in oregon. nookie in the bathroom with louise, for him or the person coughing up the 20 bucks...

Louise

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

APR 01, 2004 06:52 PM

Mullen said:
I bet they would cum on sight if they went out with me, Mr I have a Job.

guess again.

DisappearHere

Portland, OR

February 2003

APR 01, 2004 06:53 PM

Mullen said:
You have Mia and Louise all over you and you are broke. I bet they would cum on sight if they went out with me, Mr I have a Job.

COUGH COUGH *CREEP* COUGH COUGH!!

Louise

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

APR 01, 2004 06:54 PM

alkaholic23 said:
damn i wish i were in oregon. nookie in the bathroom with louise, for him or the person coughing up the 20 bucks...

for him, of course, but perhaps there will be peeeektures.

Mia

SUICIDEGIRL

Oregon, USA

APR 01, 2004 06:59 PM

I think Disappearhere is known for some "nookie in the bathroom" already. hehe. eww.

Alkaholic23

Boston, MA

January 2004

APR 01, 2004 07:00 PM

if the guy REALLY needed 20 bucks to get some "nookie" with Louise, i'd probably send it on over via paypal..

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