Penis envy at its apex

Watch the animation. I can't decide if this is a joke.
Don't worry, it's not something gross that will ruin your mind the moment you click on it.

http://www.magic-cone.com/Instruction.htm

lol. sadly, i can picture someone seriously trying to market this.

i know girls who would kill for those out camping

Hmm, surprising it's from Canada. I gotta believe this originated in Japan.

What's wrong with that? Those would be damn handy when camping or on a long trip.

I've seen those before, in a camping catalogue. I think it was called "the Equalizer" back then, like 10-12 years ago. I'm sure it would be handy, but it seems kinda messy, like there might be lots of backsplash? But what do I know?

This is my official request for the Al: The Equalizer photoset.

I believe this was talked about in another thread and it was the great flux who said she didn't need them because she could aim standing up..(or had pee fights in the shower - I can't remember which) ... .forgive me if I am wrong and it was someone else but thats how I remember it

there's a whole like community of women who like to pee standing up.

i think it's even seperate from transgendered homies. it's just random.

i could finally right my name in the snow without waddling...

What a rip-off! How is that thing magical when I didn't see a single rabbit pop out of it or a single white tiger disappear into it?

Besides, it's all in the technique...

I think you will want to practice a few times BEFORE you head to the bars and pee in the urinals with the 'big boys'

HERE is something similar but in dildo form. It was developed by a FTM transsexual specifically for giving the appearance of and urinating with a penis.

she don't need no stinkin pee tube!!!

I think that animation has to have been made in another country since it says at the end "Hoping you are pleased with using Magic Cone."

[Edited on Apr 01, 2004 by Hammersmith]

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