the crap that spews forth

...im talkin high school yearbook quotes here!
i will start off...

"always eat dessert first because you never know when you might choke to death on a carrot!"

...now you go...

my school was ghetto and we didn't get out year books until the start of the NEXT year. However, my senior quote was:

I'm looking for a new stimulation, quite bored of those inflatable ties. I'm looking for a new rock sensation, dead fish don't swim around in jealous tides.

shut up.

Someone wrote "IT'S RASPBERRY LESBIAN TIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" on the back page of my yearbook.

And then there were the fun "glad I got a chance to write on your crack" in the spine of the book...

"LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!"

"I'm in a need for a GED"

confucious say "he who stand on toilet get high on pot"

Somebody wrote:

You like doritos,
I like pizza,
Thanks for the anal sex,
your friend, Mike.

The fucked up part is that I dont like Doritos that much.

OMG, KIT!!! BFF!!!

My quote:
Dear, damn'd distracting town, farewell!
Thy fools I no more tease:
This year in peace, ye critics dwell,
Ye harlots, sleep at ease!

Man, I'm glad I left!!

"I'll never forget you!!! We'll always be friends!!! Keep in touch this summer!!!!"

I forget who wrote that.

"what i once feared is now somehow down on my level."

it's a Coalesce quote... seemed like a good idea at the time...

"Be Cheap, It pays"

"life is like a roll of toilet paper; have a long and useful life" was plastered all over my middle-school yearbooks.

"I can't believe I ate the whole thing."

exellent, haha

mine were the usual "420 bro!" and the like......

well, i just ralized that not all people have the usual high school quotes thats go in their yearbooks...im talking about the ones that go under your picture or something...the oners that you say - not other people.

i blame all of this crap on my parents who made me grow up in a very sheltered lifestyle...cape cod MA...yea, they are why i dont know these things! i apologise to anyone who had no idea what i was talking about at first!!!

Our yearbook had a gingerbread man on one page and the captioning read, "The perfect man. If he gives you any crap you can bite his head off." Laaaame.

"I love you! I can't wait until we graduate and can finally be together all the time. I love you so much, my love for you will never go away. You are the only one I will ever want. Aren't we lucky? Some people wait their whole lives to meet the right one, and here we are!!"

"Have a kick ass summer!"

and

"KIT"

*masked with cough*Bullshit.

"run for it marty" (doc brown) and "you guys wanna see a dead body" (vern tessio)were memorable ones by two guys in my hs yearbook

[Edited on Mar 29, 2004 by fesik]

I was persued relentlessly by the year book chick to come up with "Just the right quote that sums me up as a person and the great times I had". I never did it, so someone said something for me. I never read it but I'm sure it was horseshit.

Am I the only one who didn't ever buy a yearbook?

[Edited on Mar 29, 2004 by CriticalOverSite]

I got - "Buy Honda Stock ..."