how does it end ?

double post die.

[Edited on Mar 28, 2004 by life_returns]

This is bizzare, but I wish I could donate my body to a movie special effects company with the stipulation that my friend sign off on the script. Maybe Troma would go for it..

Ultimate gore, ultimate final end.

As an architect, my remains will be the few buildings which had no budget and given total freedom to do what the fuck I wanted.

I want to be ltaken into the woods on our family's farm and left to be devoured by scavengers. Circle of life. One day I'll be Simba -- or Rick James, bitch

I don't care what they do, just make it cheap. Funerals cost way too much money, and are pure bullshit.

I wouldn't know... I made a deal.

when i die i want to be creamated
thewn i want to be put in a chock full o nuts can (ya know the old coffee cans


and then i want them to take a sharpie marker, cross out the word nuts and write derek, so it says chock full o derek

I want to be prepared by a master chef and eaten by my loved ones. If I have to, I'll eat butter and garlic in large amounts for a few weeks before I die.

check my post, we have the same idea
we could be some crazy matched set or something

If you eat butter and garlic in doses too large, that will be the cause of your death

That comment reminds me of an episode of The Hunger, with Jason Scott Lee. It was about this sacred text (read that as "cookbook"), that had all sorts of forbidden recipes in it.

once i die why would i care? i'm an organ donor, so i guess that, but eh. honestly, i wouldnt care if my family sold my body to some necrophiliac fetish site or something.

arent there museums in japan with old tattoos? someone told me that once, were they lying?

i want to be cremated

after you are stuffed may i be the one to mount you?

I don't care. once I die, wear me if you want to. (just donate my organs first.)

I wonder if I could have a kidney removed so I could wear MY OWN designer jewelry. oh yeah.

I want at least part of me shot into space. Don't care where, don't care how. Well, ok, preferably after I'm dead, but other than that I don't care.

zombie in a clown suit...that sounds fitting.

I wanna be stuffed and displayed at my local pub!

would it be fucked up, to commit suicide by poisoning yourself so completely that any future recipients of your organs would surely die as well?

i wanna die in a gunfight... but i want to be shot into space like mister spock.

-bobby

[Edited on Mar 29, 2004 by cornelius]

Wow...that's the most appealing end I've ever heard. I need to go look into that. Barring that, I'd like to have my ashes shot into space.

not sure, probably organ donation, then cremation with my ashes scattered in the river I grew up by.

i wanna go out like butch and sundance

do what you will with the leftovers