Tell SG a secret...

Aw.

ditto

i once broke a mans legs with a golf club.

And in the same situation. i would do it again. But harder.

when I was 17 and working in a special needs school I knocked over a tray of plants, all the soil and water fell into this whole stack of text books and ruined them all. I was so shit scared that of the teacher that I ran out the room and left it the way it was, when she asked me if id seen anyone in the classroom I told her id seen one of the autistic kids messing around with the plants earlier (techincally true)..this kid got into heaps of trouble, not for actually doing it, but for lying

sorry Kayleigh Henderson, I promise I have never ever blamed special needs kids for any of my many later mistakes