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waxangel

waxangel

Baltimore, MD
May 2003

MAR 26, 2004 09:27 PM

Okay, since the arrival of our new self-stroking little annoyance here on the boards, something has really gotten to me, and it's that the overall quality of threads here seems to have declined, as people are either wasting their time sniping at his asinine, baiting remarks (I'm guilty of this myself), or simply avoiding the boards because his mere presence is enough to repel them (guilty here, as well).

So can we please get back to the actual interesting, involving topics that are the reason I spend waaaaay to much time here in the first place, and simply ignore said minor irritation in the hopes that without so much attention he'll just get bored and find some other group of people to irritate?

And I'll start it off by telling you all something that NOBODY knows about my life:

My ex-fiancee once drank my piss completely by accident, a few years ago, and to this day doesn't know that that's what it was.

Tadzi

Tadzi

New Brunswick, NJ
April 2003

MAR 26, 2004 09:29 PM

the walrus was paul

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

MAR 26, 2004 09:30 PM

I think a few details are in order after a statement like that. shocked

The one involving piss, that is. I don't type very quickly.

[Edited on Mar 26, 2004 by Clara]

Maurauder

Maurauder

I'm lost
August 2003

MAR 26, 2004 09:30 PM

to the first part of the post YES YES and YES!!!!!!

and the second part....OK, so we actually did have sex before I turned 18. A lot. But he said he felt guilty.

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 26, 2004 09:30 PM

iv'e masturbated to myself in a mirror.


a couple of times.

Tadzi

Tadzi

New Brunswick, NJ
April 2003

MAR 26, 2004 09:32 PM

Polly said:
iv'e masturbated to myself in a mirror.


a couple of times.



i have to ask, forgive me

did you cum?

Polly

Polly

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 26, 2004 09:33 PM

OF COURSE!

Kimmi

Kimmi

SUICIDEGIRL

California, USA

MAR 26, 2004 09:34 PM

I am engaged and pregnant..but I am still in love with my "first love'

Kayla

Kayla

Dublin, CA
June 2003

MAR 26, 2004 09:35 PM

Polly said:
iv'e masturbated to myself in a mirror.


a couple of times.



constantly

fuck, i recorded it on webcam (for no one but me)

whoa..i'm bad

waxangel

waxangel

Baltimore, MD
May 2003

MAR 26, 2004 09:38 PM

Clara said:
I think a few details are in order after a statement like that. shocked

The one involving piss, that is. I don't type very quickly.

[Edited on Mar 26, 2004 by Clara]



Okay, details: One night I got pretty trashed at work (haha, one night), and came home about 6 a.m. Lying in bed, totally wasted, I knew I had to pee before passing out, but didn't think I'd make it the 40 feet or so down the hall to the bathroom (god, I miss having a decent sized apartment), so I made do with a half-empty bottle of Arizona orange juice/energy juice/whatever, and left it recapped on the floor next to the bed. The next day I had stuff to do all day, and forgot completely about the bottle there. She came over that night, and when I got up for class the next day, she stayed at home in bed. When I came home in the afternoon, she asked, "What's wrong with that orange juice by the bed? It's fucking DISGUSTING!" I think I told her it was just really old or something. God, I'm a horrible human being.

Cash

Cash

I'm lost
OLD SKOOL

MAR 26, 2004 09:38 PM

I have committed what would be considered a felony had I been caught.

_Sarah_

_Sarah_

Kalamazoo, MI
January 2003

MAR 26, 2004 09:41 PM

As outgoing and talkative as I am on the site, I have intense social anxiety, even when hanging out with close friends. I often want to cancel plans and then end up talking myself out of it because I know I'd let my friends down.

Fortunately, I cover this up by talking and laughing until I'm comfortable, so nobody ever guesses. Only those who are close to me can distinguish the difference between "getting comfortable" and "comfortable".

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

MAR 26, 2004 09:41 PM

waxangel said:
God, I'm a horrible human being.


Telling her would have made you a horrible human being. At least she's not forever scarred by thinking it was old juice.

LightbulbJack

LightbulbJack

Lansing, MI
December 2003

MAR 26, 2004 09:50 PM

My cat's breath smells like cat food. biggrin
(Sorry, I couldn't resist.)

I was celibate for almost 5 years. Choosing not to have sex is not the same as not being able to get laid.

waxangel

waxangel

Baltimore, MD
May 2003

MAR 26, 2004 09:50 PM

Clara said:

waxangel said:
God, I'm a horrible human being.


Telling her would have made you a horrible human being. At least she's not forever scarred by thinking it was old juice.



No, continuing to find it funny even nearly 4 years later makes me a horrible human being... biggrin

UnnecessaryZ

UnnecessaryZ

Astoria, NY
July 2003

MAR 26, 2004 09:54 PM

I'm not really gay...

68stretch

68stretch

Portland, OR
March 2003

MAR 26, 2004 09:59 PM

I've never gone 'all the way'

null

null

I'm lost
November 2002

MAR 26, 2004 10:00 PM

UnnecessaryZ said:
I'm not really gay...


Liar! I've seen the keychain.

jesxstar

jesxstar

HOPEFUL

Jamul, CA

MAR 26, 2004 10:01 PM

I married my hubby even though I am still (and forever will be) in love with my best friend. Dont get me wrong, I love my hubby to death, but I miss my best friend's companionship sometimes...

*edited because my spelling sucks when Im tired*

[Edited on Mar 26, 2004 by jesthestar]

Brinstar

Brinstar

Chicago, IL
September 2002

MAR 26, 2004 10:05 PM

I like looking at pictures of naked girls online.

DON'T TELL ANYONE!

CriticalOverSite

CriticalOverSite

New Baltimore, MI
January 2004

MAR 26, 2004 10:05 PM

I'm afraid of girls.

Mavrrick

Mavrrick

HOPEFUL

Las Vegas, NV

MAR 26, 2004 10:11 PM

i've destroyed 5 of my friends relationships in the last 3 years, by having sex and/or otherwise, with their significant others. most of the time while they are in the next room, or in close proximity.

Ghostdad

Ghostdad

Pacifica, CA
January 2004

MAR 26, 2004 10:11 PM

Yes, I've been taking the night off from posting due to the flood of "shit-threads."

It's not a total secret, but I lost my virginity at age seven to my 12 year old babysitter.

porcelainheart

porcelainheart

Lafayette, LA
February 2004

MAR 26, 2004 10:15 PM

i'm a closet fan of "queer eye for the straight guy". is there anything they can't do?

Eli

Eli

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 26, 2004 10:21 PM

I havent had sex in 4 months.

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