Tell SG a secret...

Okay, since the arrival of our new self-stroking little annoyance here on the boards, something has really gotten to me, and it's that the overall quality of threads here seems to have declined, as people are either wasting their time sniping at his asinine, baiting remarks (I'm guilty of this myself), or simply avoiding the boards because his mere presence is enough to repel them (guilty here, as well).

So can we please get back to the actual interesting, involving topics that are the reason I spend waaaaay to much time here in the first place, and simply ignore said minor irritation in the hopes that without so much attention he'll just get bored and find some other group of people to irritate?

And I'll start it off by telling you all something that NOBODY knows about my life:

My ex-fiancee once drank my piss completely by accident, a few years ago, and to this day doesn't know that that's what it was.

the walrus was paul

to the first part of the post YES YES and YES!!!!!!

and the second part....OK, so we actually did have sex before I turned 18. A lot. But he said he felt guilty.

i have to ask, forgive me

did you cum?

constantly

fuck, i recorded it on webcam (for no one but me)

whoa..i'm bad

Okay, details: One night I got pretty trashed at work (haha, one night), and came home about 6 a.m. Lying in bed, totally wasted, I knew I had to pee before passing out, but didn't think I'd make it the 40 feet or so down the hall to the bathroom (god, I miss having a decent sized apartment), so I made do with a half-empty bottle of Arizona orange juice/energy juice/whatever, and left it recapped on the floor next to the bed. The next day I had stuff to do all day, and forgot completely about the bottle there. She came over that night, and when I got up for class the next day, she stayed at home in bed. When I came home in the afternoon, she asked, "What's wrong with that orange juice by the bed? It's fucking DISGUSTING!" I think I told her it was just really old or something. God, I'm a horrible human being.

I have committed what would be considered a felony had I been caught.

As outgoing and talkative as I am on the site, I have intense social anxiety, even when hanging out with close friends. I often want to cancel plans and then end up talking myself out of it because I know I'd let my friends down.

Fortunately, I cover this up by talking and laughing until I'm comfortable, so nobody ever guesses. Only those who are close to me can distinguish the difference between "getting comfortable" and "comfortable".

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.
(Sorry, I couldn’t resist.)

I was celibate for almost 5 years. Choosing not to have sex is not the same as not being able to get laid.

No, continuing to find it funny even nearly 4 years later makes me a horrible human being...

I'm not really gay...

I've never gone 'all the way'

Liar! I've seen the keychain.

I married my hubby even though I am still (and forever will be) in love with my best friend. Dont get me wrong, I love my hubby to death, but I miss my best friend's companionship sometimes...

*edited because my spelling sucks when Im tired*

[Edited on Mar 26, 2004 by jesthestar]

I like looking at pictures of naked girls online.

DON'T TELL ANYONE!

I'm afraid of girls.

i've destroyed 5 of my friends relationships in the last 3 years, by having sex and/or otherwise, with their significant others. most of the time while they are in the next room, or in close proximity.

Yes, I've been taking the night off from posting due to the flood of "shit-threads."

It's not a total secret, but I lost my virginity at age seven to my 12 year old babysitter.

i'm a closet fan of "queer eye for the straight guy". is there anything they can't do?