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[Edited on Mar 26, 2004 by KRANKOR]

What if zombies ran instead of walked?

then all hell would break loose in horror movie makeing

What if we all had lives?

well my fine fellow human

sg would be on the bread line along with me

what if all metal on the planet suddenly vaporized?

I dunno.

well alot of folks with iron lungs would die beacause of you and your what if's!!

Versus has them using guns and jumping sometimes. Is that good enough?

then nu wave would win

What if we all danced to techno music.

well then Joseph Stalin would arise from the ashes and smack down this discoing cosmonaught and all who disco dance

we never needed to sleep..

what if I win the lottery?

then we could last as long as disco Ivan up there

than karnov with his mighty fire breath would lead a revolt in the streets to take down your reign of terror

we would worship you!!!

you mean you... I already do..

exept for karnov and his grandmother whom he pushes around in a wheelchair to the farm market

Then I'm glad I'm your friend

What if the Earth suddenly came to a screeching halt?

We'd probably all go flying off... and no, the airplanes would'n't stop in mid-air!!!

Gort klaatu barada nikto

what if my penis had eyes on it?

and general zod would restart the planet up for one more ass whooping

I blame my seizure on zmbiman.