LETS REMAKE A MOVIE

I'd like to remake The Giant Gila Monster. There's a large margin for improvement there, as anyone who's actually seen it (and I think I know all six of them) can attest.

I'd remake Dirty Harry with Hugh Jackman as Harry, Vincent D'onofrio as Scorpio and James Avery as The Mayor

is that related in any way to "Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers"?

TIME BANDITS-little people gotta eat too

ive always wanted to see a live action version of Heavy Metal. even went as far as casting it. not everyone, of course, but everyone important

intro scene
The Astronaut - Joey Pantoliano
The Girl - Dakota Fanning
Voice of the Locknar - Christopher Lee

taxicab part
Harry Canyon - James Wood
The Girl - Tara Reid
Rudnick - Marlon Brando

dan of earth
Dan - Vin Diesel
Katherine - Kate Beckinsdale
Ard - Kevin Spacey
Queen - Julianne Moore
Noral - Laurence Fishburne

WWII
The Pilot - Jon Cusack

Captain Stern
Stern - Bruce Campell
Stern's Lawyer - Steve Buscemi
Prosecutor - Bob Gunton
Hannover Fiste - Jim Carrey

Aliens
Gloria - Christinna Ricci
the robot and the aliens im assuming would be CGI, voiced by....
The Robot - Will Ferrel
The Aliens - Jay and Silent Bob

Tarna
Tarna - Amy Dumas AKA Lita from WWE
Barbarian Leader - Clancy Brown