NEWS: I Know Who Will Win The Presidential Election (Seriously)

CULTURE: I Know Who Will Win The Presidential Election (Seriously)

by Lee Camp



Every pundit, wonk, and thick-headed pig-headed dick-headed talking head in the entire nation has been postulating, extrapolating, and bloviating about who will win the presidential election this November. They don't know the answer. They'll tell you that they do, and then the following day, they'll tell you they have a new answer. But I do know. Check out the video to find out. If the guy I talk about in this video doesn't win, then I will dance naked onstage at the Apollo. And unlike the Suicide Girls, very few people want to see me dance naked.



Also, if you're within 1000 miles of NYC this weekend, come to the big Occupy pre-#S17 concert that will feature me, Tom Morello, Jello Biafra, Rebel Diaz and others. It's at Foley Square on Sunday Sept 16th, starting at 1 PM.



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