NEWS: Title for Episode III...

CULTURE: Title for Episode III...

According to the latest report from AICN, Lucasfilm is set to announce the title of the sixth and final film in the Star Wars series next week. "Gibby Bunt" claims that a conversation with an unnamed employee of the Lucas Ranch revealed that the writer-director has jettisoned "Rise of the Empire", long rumored to be the final film's title, in favor of...

Star Wars Episode III: The Creeping Fear.

The proposed title refers to "a hooded Death type character" that threatens to wipe out the Jedi.

Nope

How about

Electric Bogaloo

or

Episode III: I promise it won't suck

Satan from Passion of the Christ?

Star Wars III: THE BIGGEST LETDOWN OF ALL TIME

this time they actually FORCE YOU to eat Taco Bell while you watch it...much like Alex in Clockwork Orange.
I think I going to put together a Brigade of old school SW fans and stand facing the opposite direction of the screen on opening night. That'll show 'im.

[Edited on Mar 24, 2004 by tequilapriest]

That's a really good idea.

How about

Episode III: Hang in there, IV and V are really good and VI is tolerable...

Episode III: The Search for More Money
Episode III: More Plot Without Likeable Characters
Episode III: The Lynching of George Lucas
Episode III: FOR THE LOVE OF GOD GET SOMEONE ELSE TO DIRECT IT!

Episode III: Don't Get Your Hopes Up

Episode III: The Passion of the Washed Up Has Been Director Who Needs to be Beaten and Sodomied With a Cricket Bat

but cmon now.... "The Rise of the Empire" may sound too much like "The Empire Strikes Back," but these titles Lucas has been choosing suck. they sound like fucking titles from scooby doo.

[Edited on Mar 24, 2004 by Tadzi]

Episode III: April Fools Haiku


...and behold the tears

as the fanboys wept Lucas

laughed his ass off. heh...

Episode III: Return of the Asshat.

Star Wars III: Straight to Video!

i think we have a winner

ya' got my vote, lol.

All I can think of is Eddie Izzard...
"Look! A creeping fear! For my film, "The Creeping Fear!"

Episode III: the tragic death of JarJar

I'm glad that AICN posts everything that any schlub tells them is truth.

Hold on... I've got an MST3K episode on the movie "The Creeping Terror." That's a good sign...

what title could possibly be worse than "attack of the clones"?

they should just rerelease Spaceballs in it's place

Yes, huge threat to the Jedi right there. Because we have no idea what's going to happen after episode 3.

It's a rumor. Could be true, could be false, people want to hear it all the same.

ELABORATE, EX-LUCASFILM EMPLOYEE!

He's a WHAT?