If you could have ANY superpower...

The ability to lay on hands. Cure diseases, heal wounds, and fix abnormalities through touch.

The only problem is that I'd need a super-secret lair, because you know the drug companies are going to be trying to either off me or cut me apart to figure out the source of my power.

Mind Control

Immortality.

+1

"you could be a 500 story gastropod - a slug the size of the Chrysler Building!"

I'd rather be invulnerable. I think I'd get bored knowing Im never gonna die, Id rather know Im gonna die and just be able to do whatever I want in the meantime.

then I'll opt for both, and do whatever the hell I want forever. Things'd be getting MIGHTY interesting about a millenia down the road when I tried to find things to do to alleviate boredom.

The power to have an unlimited super powerful orgasms.

Orgasms that last a several years? Hook me up to a generator and I'll solve the world's energy crisis.

I would choose to have the power to control all matter with one condition: that I could distinguish individual substances/compounds...with such a power one could virtually do anything that they could imagine...if you wanted wine you could simply take grape juice and through your ability to control and distinguish matter could cause instant alcoholic fermentation without the use of yeast, if one had the correct knowledge of chemical processes could create any substance/object ...You could cure all hunger, if you could distinguish diseases, could eliminate all disease, and if you were even more knowledgeable could possibly slow down the process of aging if not stop it completely...The possibilities are limitless...

i choose "Japanesis" the ability of all ancient calming combative and meditative powers not to mention the jpop blooded women that willingly bend to the every whim of the myghty japanesis command.

I wouldn't get bored.

you already have that....it's called "boobs"

lol. fuck, aaron was a great character.

I would love to be able to instantaneously disintegrate people via telephone or internet. Good-bye, annoying caller. Good-bye, internet troll. ZAP.

I'm torn between invisibility, flight, and mind-reading. I'd have to agree with a previous poster and say that lfight would probably be the one I'd be least likely to abuse

Sorry bout that , I couldn't post on here for the lasy few hours for some reason .

I'd like the power of the Vision to change my density . By doing so , he can go through walls & basically get anywhere he wants while no one can stop him . Or , he can become more solid , basically making himself bullet proof . Also , he has the great attack of sticking his non-corporeal hand into someone's chest , then making it slightly corporeal . It's a bad ass attack that stops foes cold while not looking violent at all .

Annapurna Siddhi

its when you can food materialize, or take like one little pot of food, and make enough for everybody.

Maharaji Neem Karoli Baba could do it.

Someone would give him like seven oranges, and he would stick them under his blanket, and then throw oranges out to like 70 people.

That would be fat, yo. people would be psyched.

Programmable nano, please. I'd probably abuse it, but only in a good cause. Of course.

Alright, shapeshifting....hands down. But not just turning into people and im done. It's more like whatever abilities they have or knowledge i can also get ahold of when i turn into them.

Ya i guess there would be some level of abuse in having it XD

You want to be Jake 2.0?
That show was pretty terrible, but I kind of loved it.

Weird. I was thinking about this thread today. Finally saw Spiderman 3.

Now I have Spider Pig stuck in my head again. Damn you Homer.