Someone Actually Made This Crap

There's not much that can be said except for two things:

1. I've seen bottom-shelf porn with better production values. And 2...

Oh, GOD DAMN YOU for making me know this exists.

The only thing you can do now, is inflict this knowledge on other innocents.

That's the route I chose. I don't feel good about what I've done.

If they can maintain that level of bad for 120 minutes, it'll be the greatest worst thing since The Eye Of Argon.

So...many...adjectives...

I'd rather watch Manos. SOBER.

...there, I said it.

Wowza I hope it's some sort of a joke. "Don't get mad, get purple". Ahahaha.

Oh, it's a joke, all right. It's a joke on US.

wow thats pretty bad. but maybe it picks up later in the film. or maybe not. lol.