things your parents used to say....

what were some of the silly things that yer parents used to say to you to let u know that you were in trouble??
sorta like yer ass is grass and im the lawnmower type things..

my mom used to say i was Cruisin for a Bruisin

my stepdad would put his dukes up and go 'do you want thunder? *motioning to his left fist* or lightning? *motioning to his right fist*. then he would repeatedly punch me in the mouth until i blacked out

(i made that last part up)

"Some times you don't know wether to shit or go blind"
"Shit or get of the pot"
"You're like a one legged man in an ass kicking contest"
"Sometimes you cut off your nose to spite your face"

Wow, I can actually hear dad saying 3 states away.

cruisin' for a bruisin'. the old favorite.

[Edited on Mar 09, 2004 by porcelainheart]

My mom, the Bene Gesserit witch she is, would just use The Voice on me and pretty much anything she said was like a command direct from the mouth of God.

A calm, collected yet powerful "Get...over...here..." was usually enough...

My dad used to say when ever we would laugh at him for something. "You better watch out or you will be laughing out the other end" and then my brother would bend over, grab his asscheeks and go hahahaha.

my all time favorite from my mother "YOU SONOFABITCH!" ..I never bothered to point that out to her.

"Shit, fuck, damn, What the hell is the matter with you?, I hate this, You failed, We are gonna ship you out, You are ruining your life, Wait till you have kids, Wait till you out on the streets"..yada yada the typical stuff every parent says to a ad, adhd, boardline stupor manic depresso kid pirate...damn if only I can be a rebel again, but to my boss.

I think what must have instilled my strong sense of self confidence was my folks sayig. " you're not gonna do anything but piss and miss the pot"

My father...

You'll eat it and you'll enjoy it. Whether you like it or not.

I still wont eat squash at my parents'.

HAHA! My momma said that too! Also my Grandmother used to say "Go outside and get me a witch" I got spanked a lto as a child...

lol

This was never said to me... and he denies it to this very day... but once my best friends dad told his little brother...

"Spoony!!!!!!... You're racking up points on the spank-o-meter"

and he was dead fucking serious... lol

Yep... that was bad too...

Yeah or sometimes my dad would get so pissed at me he wouldn't even call me by my right name. He would call me Kathy. My name is Katherine. But everyone calls me Katie. I don't know what that was about.

If my middle initial was ever used I was a dead man

Shape up or ship out!
I can't have anything in this house!
I hope you have a kid just like you!
If you think your're grown enough....
Your're just like your father...(why was I never like her?)

this and many other fun sayings

"'Because' is not an answer."

"If you say another word I'll hit you"

"Don't make me get the shoe!"

My dad used to spank my brothers (but never me-just threatened to though) with his flip flop. Whenever he went to his closet to get "the shoe" we would run 'cause we knew we were in trouble. Aaah the good old days

Dad:
Simmer down.
Mark my words.
Your smarter than that.
Butt sucking mud.
Go piss up a wet rope.
Well I'll be go to hell.
If it wasnt for you kids____.
Its because of you kids____.
And the Wistle. If you were on the other side of the planet you had ten seconds to get home. I always made it with time to spare.

Mom:
Ooohh.
Weeeell.
MmmHmmm.
Robert E. Lee!!!
I dunnno.
Just seein where you are.
A wood pecker pecked on a hen house door, he pecked and he pecked til his pecker got sore.



[Edited on Mar 09, 2004 by Muzencab]

[Edited on Mar 09, 2004 by Muzencab]

My madre use to say thsese too.