Stupid on Desk

I have the moon landing being acted out by lord of the rings figures and wolverine.

creepy, i have one too...........

also a rubber duckie that's scaly like a gator.

scopitone - baroness and destro rule.

im at work and under my desk i have tins of catfood... go figure.

jeebus, there are a lot:
a cell phone stand that makes it look like my cell phone has arms and legs.
a stuffed unicorn
a weird electric pencil (I just accidentally typed penis instead of pencil) sharpener shaped like a dog's head and you stick the pencil in it's mouth.
a bag of steel pennies (SHIT, I almost did it again!) from world war II.
a plastic dinosaur perched on top of my computer monitor, holding my old nipple rings.
a tiny little ceramic espresso cart, with a little cup of coffee inside. (my mom gave me this for xmas. WTF MOM?)
a shitload more crap piled everywhere.

thats funny, you should have my lighthouse in there as the Apollo

That's hilarious, as I was going to actually post " the worlds worst guitar tuner" But I bought it at Wal-Mart, so who's fault is it really? heh.

It's a tie between a bottle of multi-vitamins aptly named "Ultra Vita-MAN" and the following Lego set:


edited because the previous image was huuuuuge

[Edited on Mar 08, 2004 by CriticalOverSite]

no way. i was looking at this in a store today and almost bought it.

well, i guess i kinda have a desk...although we are VERY limited to what we can put on them.

i have a large rubber spider on my desk area...i have freaked a few customers out with it!!!

A plastic cup shaped like a boot, bearing the words "Christmas at Dolly Parton's Dixie Stampede Dinner Show." Why my mother felt the need to bring this back for me from Branson, I will never know.

I have one of those sticker calender things with sexy ladies on it from the company that supply's us oil at work.

I have a jar of that corn starch packing material that dissolves in water. Whenever I'm feeling really bored, I'll take some out and watch it dissolve for kicks. I like to name them first, though, after people in my life I don't like.

I also have a cardboard punchout of Coconut Monkey, the mascot of some magazine I used to get over a decade ago.

[Edited on Mar 08, 2004 by Pandemonium]

A lawn gnome and a 2.3 kg can of Ice Blue Kool Aid powder (makes 26.5 L)

I let perfect opportunities pass me by: Expired Best Buy Coupons.

14 empty Leinenkugels bottles.

"Mavis Beacon teaches typing" CD (ages 8 and up), a porcelin Virgin Mary candle holder from the dollar store, a pirate flag, a small fake plant stolen from Carrows, and the original Leonardo, Donatello, Michealangelo, Rafael, Splinter, and April figures. Im a dork. Ninja Turtles rock my socks.

[Edited on Mar 08, 2004 by maurauder]

My retainer holder.