Eddie Izzard Appreciation Thread

The coolest Executive Transvestite on the planet. I'd so do him.

"I'm covered in bees!"

"Did I leave the gas on?



Of course not! I'm a fucking squirrel!"

"I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup."

I haven't laughed as hard as when I saw that HBO special in a long time.

truly hillarious

"Why old lady, why the hairnet? oooh, the hair thieves! The hair thieves they come in the night! STEAL your hair they do!!!"

I like how he uses "fuck off" as an adjective.

I do this too; maybe it's a UK thing. Give it a go yourself in general conversation!

e.g. A massive fuck off cake.

'Twat' can also be a verb in the right hands:

e.g. If you don't give me that massive fuck off cake I'm going to twat you!

I love Eddie Izzard. I did his entire "Dressed to Kill" routine on the way to New York to keep myself amused.

I can't even being to narrow down my favorite bits.

"We need the Falkland Island for strategic sheep purposes."

And then there's

I like my women like I like my coffee... with a spoon in them.
and of course the
I like my coffee like I like my women... covered in beeeeees!

You say 'erbs, and we say Herbs... because there's a fucking h in it!

Glorious was the BEST!

Oh and here.

I only saw "Dressed to Kill" about 2 years ago at 2 in the morning on HBO. Not only was it one of the funniest comedy specials I've ever seen, but also the most educational. I have quite a short SG profile, but I managed to add a little homage to Eddie.

Okay, okay... so it's been done.

But, dammit, there's no such thing as too much Eddie.

God attack the Queen
Send big dogs after her
To bite her bum
And rip her knickers off...

That's my favorite. And Krash, I'm with you on wanting to do him. He is SO sexy!

I have only one question for everyone.

Cake or death?

"Do you have a flag?"

You say 'leisure' and we say 'liasuray'.

goddamnit I was sooo gonna sing the god kill the queen song. Oh well. Eddie Izzard is the motherfuckin shiznit. Ciao!

The part at the end of "Glorious" where he can't get his computer to print makes me laugh so hard I can't breathe. I always end up with tears streaming down my face. It's just hilarious.