Army Of Darkness on AMC

The great Pogo has given me an idea. Since this is my thread I hearby declare it a What's your favorite line from AOD (instead of simply starting another one).

"Hold in right there Spinach Chin"
*singing*"London Bridge is falllling down"
"Lady I'm afraid I'm going to ask you to leave the store"
Well helloooo Mr. Fancy Pants"

Okay what's yours? Take it and run with it.

There's way too many. This movie is king of the one-liners.

first you wanna kill me, now you wanna kiss me..
blow.

I swear...
the next one of you primates even --touches-- me...





Aw, that's just what we call pillow talk, baby.

One of my favorite lines from any movie ever:
It's a trick. Get an ax
I just wish I had the opportunity to use it more often in real life.

Hail to the king baby!

Baby, you got reeaal ugly.

For me, AOD is one of those films that's better in my head than on the TV screen. It's hilarious and fun, but the special effects haven't held up well, IMO.

"Yo, she-bitch. Let's go."

i sorta like "you ain't got jack shit and jack just left town"

"You got two things right now: Jack and shit. And Jack just left town."

"Shop Smart, S-Mart" but really,
Army of Darkness is kinda teh suck, Yo.

How come they don't ever play Evil Dead 1/2 on AMC?
Now those are classics. Eat a bag of shrooms while viewing said material and you will never laugh so hard in your life

I love AOD , but I hate AMC.