wack-a-celebrity

If you could fight any celebrity/famous person/whatever you call them and KNOW you'd win, like somehow be guaranteed that you could not lose...
1) Who would you kick the shit out of?
2) Would it even be close?

1) That DR Phil Guy

2)Don't know

1. David Beckham.
2.The guy wears sarongs and flipflops... It wouldn't be close at all
Spike

*resists answering with william shatner*

1. ben afflek. for myself, for god, and for everyone whos ever had to watch one of his movies
2. not the way i fight.

1. Laura flynn boyl..however you spell her name
2. no where near close I could floss with her and then twist her into a bow.

1- Geoff from Thursday.
2- I think he would let me win. The pain he endures would fuel their next five albums.

I think I'd wanna fight Lars from Metallica... I'd let it be close just so I wouldn't feel bad about pulling out a crowbar and bashing him in the face a few times.

I wanna fight jet li, just to watch him kick ass in person.

surely I would have 0% chance of winning, but that wasn't the question.

1) mike patton
2) he'd get destroyed

I thought this thread would be that there was a flash game where you could play whack-a-mole with different celebrities. That would be fun!

1) the wiggles
2) I just want to run over them 15 times with their wiggles car

rotflmmfao!!!!!!


1. Jennifer Lopez
2. Where as I wouldn't NORMALLY hit a girl... something about this she-beast says, "Yes, even as the little bitch you are, you could kick her over-rated ghetto booty."

(How do I explain forgetting the F in Jennifer that I have to come back and edit this reply? Bahhhhhhhhhhhh... I'm not telling! *lifts beer to lips*)

[Edited on Feb 28, 2004 by MyAmusement]

1. Emanuel Lewis.
(You know why? Not because I hate him, not because he pisses me off, I actually think he's probably a pretty sweet guy and I might just like him. But because it would be SO easy and cruel and fun to beat someone so much smaller and helpless than I.

2. My distruction of Mr. Lewis would be nothing short of a compleate and total victory. I would smash him into the ground and stomp his insides until he sank into the dirt and then fermented for 10,000 years becoming crude motor oil. I would then build an oil well on that spot, mine mine enemies precious liquid remains and use it to lube up my robot bodys joints, so I could beat to death the clone I made of him in my future laboratory. Starting the process again until the very end of time.

Macbot3000

1. Andy Dick

2. i already put him on his ass with one shot, so i dont forsee a problem with this .

stephen hawkings

Oh yeah and Cris Burke from 'Life goes on' He played Corky the special boy with downs syndrome.

I would totaly win because I would say "Hey chris look over there its a clown with an armful of Snickers!' and then he'd look because clowns and snickers to a retarted person is like winning the sex lottery in Everyone'srichlandia. Then I would sucker punch him right into the pavement.


Oh ALSO. I would dig up the corpse of Herve Vilichez (Tatoo from Fantsy Island) and beat him down a little more.

And I would win that fight too.

Macasshole

1) Henry Rollins

2) who cares how close it is.... I am guarenteed to win, right? Besides that, think af all the sympathy lays i'd get having just taken a beating by Henry Rollins then winning the fight.

cha-ching!

hehehe.
I still thing the Number One Sucker Punch Of All Time award goes to...
Rex Manning, when he whacked AJ in Empire Records
Spike

Aaron Carter, that snotty little bastard.

1) Jane Fonda

2) Are you sure I cant lose?

1)Conor Oberst

2)little bitch wouldn't stand a chance and would cry like a woman.

i think wed all win there.

Damn, double post, guess I'll get to mess him up twice.

[Edited on Feb 29, 2004 by BoxOfficePoison]