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NYHCx516

NYHCx516

Madison, WI
September 2002

FEB 28, 2004 02:19 PM

Big fucking guns, with giant fucking bullets, ok pal!

harshnoize

harshnoize

United Kingdom
January 2004

FEB 28, 2004 02:55 PM

ok... keep it to urself plz! lol

Destro

Destro

Washington, PA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 28, 2004 03:02 PM

".....don't kill people, i kill people."

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

FEB 28, 2004 03:03 PM

and I want a cheese helmet, that's right a big helmet full of cheese

woolworthwarrior

woolworthwarrior

Canada
December 2002

FEB 28, 2004 03:37 PM

...don't kill people, gay marriage kills people. (don't know how but if its worth a constitutional amendment, it must be dangerous...)

woolworthwarrior

woolworthwarrior

Canada
December 2002

FEB 28, 2004 03:37 PM

oops.

[Edited on Feb 28, 2004 by woolworthwarrior]

Dragonchylde

Dragonchylde

Wheat Ridge, CO
December 2003

FEB 28, 2004 04:16 PM

Gun controll means using both hands.

Strfry

Strfry

Cleveland, OH
September 2002

FEB 28, 2004 09:31 PM

"...this one's for fighting, this one's for fun"

SupremePizzaMan

SupremePizzaMan

Seattle, WA
September 2003

FEB 28, 2004 09:50 PM

Neil said:
Big fucking guns, with giant fucking bullets, ok pal!



Yes, one day you puny earth humans will build bigger guns, with bigger bullets, until you build a gun so big that it will destroy you all.

mattbavougian

mattbavougian

Lincoln, NE
June 2003

FEB 29, 2004 12:42 AM

Folks
I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream
About me,
About you,
About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottoms of our chests,
About that special feelting we get in the cockles of our hearts
Or maybe below the cockles,
Maybe in the sub cockle area,
Maybe in the liver,
Maybe in the kidneys,
Maybe even in the colon,
We don't know

I'm just a regular joe,
With a regular job.
I'm your average white,
Suburbanite slob.
I like football, and porno, and books about war.
I've got an average house,
With a nice hardwood floor.
My wife, and my job, my kids, and my car,
My feet on the table,
With a Cuban cigar.
But sometimes that just ain't enough,
To keep a man like me interested,
Oh no, no way, uh uhh.
No I gotta go out and have fun,
At someone elses expense,
Oh yeah, yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah,

I drive really slow,
In the ultra fast lane,
while people, behind me, are going insane.

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, such an asshole)

I use public toilets,
And I piss on the seats,
I walk around in the summer time,
Sayin' "How about this heat?"

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

Sometimes I park in handicaped spaces,
While handicaped People, make handicaped faces,

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's a big fucking asshole)

Maybe I shouldnt be singing this song,
Ranting and raving and carring on,
Maybe they're right when they tell me I'm wrong.
NAAAHHHHH

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

You know what I'm gonna do?
I'm gonna get myself a 1967 Cadaliac Eldarado Convertable,
Hot Pink!
With whale skin hub caps,
An all leather cow interior,
And big brown baby seal eyes for headlights.
YEAH!
And I'm gonna drive around in that baby,
At 115 miles per hour,
Getting one mile per gallon,
Sucking down quarter pounder cheeseburgers from McDonalds in the old-fasioned non-biodegradable styrafoam containers.
And when I'm done sucking down those grease ball burgers,
I'm gonna wipe my mouth in the American flag,
And then I'm gonna toss the styrafoam containers right out the side,
And there ain't a God damn thing anybody can do about it,
You know why?
'Cause we got the bombs, that's why.
Two words, Nuclear Fucking Weapons OK.
Russia, Germany, Romania,
They can have all the democracy they want.
They can have a big democracy cake,
Walk right through the middle of Tienemen Square,
And it won't make a lick of difference,
Because we got the bombs OK!
John Wayne's not dead,
He's frozen.
And as soon as we find a cure for cancer, we're gonna thaw out the duke.
And he's gonna be pretty pissed off,
You know why?
Have you ever taken a cold shower?
Well multiply that by 15 million times,
That's how pissed off the duke's gonna be.
I'm gonna get the duke,
And John Desimeties,
And Lee Marvinhaugh
And Sam Beckinforth,
And a case of whiskey,
And drive down to Texas,
And,
(hey, Hey, You know you really are an asshole)
Why don't you shut up and sing the song pal,
You know the whole time I thought I was that asshole,
And it turns out it was him,
What an Asshole

I'm an asshole
(he's an asshole, what an asshole)
I'm an asshole
(he's the worlds biggest asshole)

A, SS, HO, LE
Everybody,
A, SS, HO, LE

I'm an asshole, and I'm Proud of it!

Click_Here

Click_Here

Glen Head, NY
October 2002

FEB 29, 2004 12:48 AM

i am so smart i am so smart S M R T i mean S M A R T

troglodyte

troglodyte

Victoria, BC
May 2003

FEB 29, 2004 12:51 AM

I am a big man
(yes I am)
and I have a big gun
got me a big old Dick and I
I like to have fun
held against your forehead
I'll make you suck it
maybe I'll put a hole in your head
you know, just for the fuck of it
I can reduce you if I want
I can devour
I'm hard as fucking steel, and I’ve got the power
I'm every inch a man, and I'll show you somehow
me and my fucking gun
nothing can stop me now
shoot shoot shoot shoot shoot
I'm going to come all over you
me and my fucking gun
me and my fucking gun

Scopitone

Scopitone

Irvine, CA
OLD SKOOL

FEB 29, 2004 12:56 AM

Bang

MisterJesus

MisterJesus

United Kingdom
November 2002

FEB 29, 2004 01:01 AM

Yeee Haw!!!!

no whares ma moonshine and go git my cousin so I can marry her!

MirkwoodMaiden

MirkwoodMaiden

Richmond, VA
October 2002

FEB 29, 2004 05:11 AM

...are overrated

KidMorlock

KidMorlock

Indianapolis, IN
October 2003

FEB 29, 2004 06:43 AM

...lots of guns.

uglyart

uglyart

Danville, VA
January 2004

FEB 29, 2004 06:57 AM

" No I don't have a gun. no I don't have a gun.."
Kurt Cobain

Liaaaaaar!

Cherie

Cherie

Providence, RI
October 2002

FEB 29, 2004 06:57 AM

surreal