Open Letter

To the guy that stole my bike wheel:

Well, why did you do it? Are you some sort of jerk or something? It's *my* front wheel! What did you think, that I'd -- drive home and not notice it was stolen? What are you then? Some sort of *prick*? Some sort of idiot? Some sort of thief? What would you do with just my front wheel anyway? What good would just one wheel be? You human loser! Well, why didn't you buy your own wheel if you wanted one so badly. That's what I did.

*starts to walk away then turns back*

Well, don't you think I need that wheel? Well, well, what were you thinking? JERK!

You human loser.

wtf?

Hey! Losers don't quote famous sketch comedy on the internet... wait....

Now, if you had quoted "These are the Daves I Know" you would have gotten a much better response

Dave Gort
I've known since I was six
In grade eight he broke his leg
So we got drunk and sick

These are the Daves I know, I know, I know.....These are the Daves I know.

I am SO playing "These are the Daves I Know" at the next open mic!!!!!

Sausages.... SAUSAGES!!! WHERE'S MY SAUSAGES!?!?!?!

it was passive commentary on all the "open letter" threads Ive seen recently.

What I meant to say was "you human piece of apathy," thereby joining the ranks of losers who quote sketch comedy on the internet.

Let's have an awkward high five.

*high five*