V:tM fun.

This reminds me of one of the funniest Dave Attell episodes ever.

He's hanging out with the worst type of V:TM players. I mean, these people are complete dorks. In addition to their complete dorkiness, they're using HORRIBLY fake English accents.

By "horrible", I mean worse than Keanu Reeves in Bram Stoker's Dracula.

On top of this, their Head Vampire looks like the worst type of rennie. He's probably never seen the outside of his mother's basement, and his vampire "girlfriend" looks like she wants to be Stevie Nicks but is failing miserably.

During their gaming session, Dave asks a quiet boy what his role is. The boy says, "I'm a Ghoul. I just follow them around until I get more points."

Dave says, "Oh. So when do you get to have YOUR accent?"

I love you

(Burning a blood for Celerity, I am Brutal enough to push Shadowmancer away.)

Back off, she's mine!!

Time 4, mind 4....I like to call this one the "Trip that never ends", Bring it Lick.



[Edited on Mar 02, 2004 by Shadowmancer]

Ha!

(I pop Majesty. Not only am I too cool for you too fight, I'm so pimptastic, you actually WANT me to have Deja. )

Now off with you.

Man...I never thought of it like that, but SaintAshlar IS so much cooler that me. He should have Dejajeva.

::Walks away muttering to himself::

::Runs back in::

Now wait just a damn second.

::dosen't see SaintAshlar, stalks off looking for him::

[Edited on Mar 02, 2004 by Shadowmancer]

yeah it really did thats why white wolf ended up suing the makers of underworld, though i am not sure what the outcome was...

Sabat

(Stops mackin on Deja for a moment.)

It's Sabbat biotch! (Slap.)


Deja:

I thought the abomination idea was original to White Wolf?

[Edited on Mar 02, 2004 by DigitalBath]

Yep I collected Jyhad and the other set (after they changed the name because Muslim groups complained). However no one ever played with me. Alas I had hundres of cards and nothing to do with them.

I also own the dvd of Kindred: The Embraced. And watch it at least once a year.

I know, I know...

(edited for grammar)

[Edited on Mar 02, 2004 by Akira_Li]

I just got done with a game of Jyhad five minutes ago.

Kindred: The Embraced in sitting in my DVD collection right now.

Behold my geekdom, for it is mighty.

You sir, are correct. I do not recall that plot addition anywhere else.

I happened to benifit from that name change by picking up decks for a fraction of the price. I must have well over a hundred starter decks and boosters. A goup of us used to play at lunch till one tool found a web site and built a practically unbeatable deck. That sort of took the fun out of playing your own created decks.

Thankfully, I never got sucked into Magic the Gathering.

The Jyhad card game became Vampire: the Eternal Struggle, and although it got dropped by Wizards a few years after inception, White Wolf picked it up a few years later. The game is still alive and kicking (and is still the coolest card game ever) and there's a fanclub called the VEKN which can put you in touch with players in your local area. You can get all the details from www.white-wolf.com/vtes/.

All the RPGs by White Wolf set in the World of Darkness are dead, with the last of the 'Time of Judgement' books being released this week. It's the end of the world baby for *everyone* and *everything*. The slate's getting wiped clean for some new games, the first of which will be released later this year. And from what I've seen of them already they're gonna kick some serious ass!

Man I'm such an uber-geek...

[Edited on Mar 03, 2004 by Hermes]

You know, SABOT could kick Sabbats ass...

I'd also like to comment that V:TM can be translated into the Matrix PnP RPG just by the changing of a few key words.

This is a very old thread. I am bringing it up because it's super funny and all should read it. Have fun.

Plus, I started it, therefore I can do as I please with it.
Carry on.

Thaum 10 isn't Lure of the Flame, and Haqim doesn't live in China.

threads like this hurt the world.

Pfft.