V:tM fun.

What is Vampire: The Masquerade?

Vampire: The Masquerade is a storytelling game of personal horror.

What's a "storytelling game?"

A roleplaying game with a colon in the title.

How does it work?

Players take on the roles of undead members of a mysterious world of nocturnal intrigue and Gothic-Punk attitude.

What's a "Gothic-Punk"?

Someone who gets laughed at by goths and punks.

There are people in black lace playing paper-scissors-rock outside my window. Should I be alarmed?

Heavens no. They're just playing the live-action version of V:tM. In it, they dress up as their characters and act out their interactions.

Do they actually gnaw each other's necks, then?

No. Touching is not allowed.

What the hell is the point, then?

You got me.

Can you play something other than a vampire?

Sure. You can get the rules in related games like "Werewolf: the Apocalypse," "Wraith: the Oblivion," and "Changeling: The Dreaming."

How about "Bigfoot: The Malodorousness"?

I wouldn't be surprised.

Or "Swamp Monster: The Moistening"?

Sure. Anything's possible.

Or, or how about "Alanis: The Morissette"?

Yeah, yeah, we get the idea.

I bet you can buy all sorts of expansion crap, can't you?

You betcha. Settings like "Chicago by Night" and the much thinner "Montreal by Night," write-ups of important people in the bloodsucking industry, special dice, the whole kabuki.

Vampire dice?

Yeah. They're all marbled and dark-looking, for people who like their random numbers to reflect their tortured soul.

Hey, wait a sec. Wasn't there a TV show based on "Vampire: The Masquerade"?

We don't like to talk about it.

Yeah! Now I remember! It was called "The Embrace" or something. Man. That was a stinker.

Drop it.

I bet you're all pissed that "Buffy" got so popular and your show sank like a lead orc figurine, aren't you?

Drop it, I said.

Oh, I've got another one! "House Painter: The Masking Tape."

Go away.

http://www.tremere.com/

quit teasing..

UNDERWORLD: THE ABRIDGED SCRIPT™

By Rod Hilton



FADE IN:

EXT. POORLY LIT CITY

KATE BECKINSALE is perched atop a huge tower, being very
GOTH.

KATE BECKINSALE (V.O.)
I am a vampire, one of many
involved in an underground war.
When not killing werewolves, I go to
raves that play industrial rock, buy
new trenchcoats, rip holes in my
mesh stockings, and post to my
livejournal.

She spots some WEREWOLVES who are following SCOTT SPEEDMAN,
and CHASES them into the subway.

INT. SUBWAY

A badly choreographed, horribly shot gunfight ensues.

RANDOM VAMPIRE
Shit! The camera is moving around
so suddenly and shakily I can't tell
what's going on!

He is shot with a GLOWING BLUE BULLET.

RANDOM VAMPIRE
Gark! Bury me with my collection of
Anne Rice novels!
(dies)

The gunfight continues, and it is very LOUD and therefore
GOOD. Just when it looks like it might end, it CONTINUES
instead. Eventually, it stops. KATE goes back to VAMPIRE
HEADQUARTERS.

INT. BIG GOTH MANSION

KATE BECKINSALE enters the mansion, pushing past a bunch of
VAMPIRES writing POETRY and practicing looking SULLEN. She
goes to THE WEAPON VAMPIRE GUY

KATE BECKINSALE
Random Vampire got shot with this
and it killed him.

WEAPON VAMPIRE GUY
(investigating)
Wow. It's daylight, compressed
into bullet form!

Before the AUDIENCE MEMBERS have time to leave, SHANE
BROLLY enters.

SHANE BROLLY
I am the lead vampire and I'm a son
of a bitch. I love you Kate
Beckinsale, but I also hate you.

KATE BECKINSALE
Sorry, I'm falling for Scott
Speedman, a human!

She leaves to find him.

INT. SCOTT SPEEDMAN'S APARTMENT

SCOTT SPEEDMAN enters and is ACCOSTED by KATE BECKINSALE.

KATE BECKINSALE
Why were those werewolves after
you?

SCOTT SPEEDMAN
Those what?

KATE BECKINSALE
You're caught in the middle of a
war that has been raging for
hundreds of years. The battle is
between vampires and werewolves, and
now the werewolves are after you as
part of their plan to rise up
against the vampires.

SCOTT SPEEDMAN
(shocked)
Oh my god.

KATE BECKINSALE
Surprised?

SCOTT SPEEDMAN
No, I just can't believe you said
that with a straight face. I mean,
holy shit.

Suddenly, MICHAEL SHEEN enters.

MICHAEL SHEEN
I am a werewolf!
(bites Scott)
And now you are too!

There is a brief gunfight that goes nowhere. Eventually,
KATE and SCOTT escape.

INT. SECLUDED DOCTOR'S OFFICE OR SOMETHING

KATE handcuffs SCOTT to a chair.

KATE BECKINSALE
I'm sorry. You will turn into a
werewolf, so I am doing this for
your protection.

SCOTT SPEEDMAN
Wait so, for my protection, you're
handcuffing me to a chair so that
the legion of werewolves coming
after me will easily be able to
capture me because I am unable to
run.

KATE BECKINSALE
Look, we've spent like an hour of
this movie just running around
trying to find people. I'll need
you again, let's not torture the
audience.

SCOTT SPEEDMAN
I think it's too late for that.

KATE LEAVES.

INT. BIG GOTH MANSION

KATE revives BILL NIGHY, the head vampire. He looks
FUCKING RIDICULOUS.

KATE BECKINSALE
Oh my god, THIS is the special
effect for you as you get your power
back? This is awful.

BILL NIGHY
Kate, you have gone against the
chain of command in the vamp--

KATE BECKINSALE
Holy crap, have you seen yourself
talk? Are these scenes supposed to
be taken seriously?

BILL NIGHY
Get out! You're banished from the
mansion!

KATE RETURNS to the DOCTOR'S OFFICE.

KATE BECKINSALE
Scott, I've got to get you out of
here.

SCOTT is captured, so KATE will have to go searching for
him again. There is a GUNFIGHT and it SUCKS. Eventually,
everyone winds up in the sewers.

INT. SEWERS

MICHAEL SHEEN injects SCOTT SPEEDMAN with some crap.

SCOTT SPEEDMAN
So, what the hell is going on it
here? That other werewolf tried to
explain it earlier, but his accent
was incomprehensible.

MICHAEL SHEEN
Shane Brolly, the lead vampire guy,
has been secretly working with me to
allow me to find you. Because of
some crap about descendants and
bloodlines, if you are bitten by
both vampire and werewolf, you
become a hybrid, which would allow
us to finally end this war. The war
started when Bill Nighly killed my
girlfriend, his daughter, for being
with me, because he doesn't want the
two species to mix.

KATE BECKINSALE arrives. Also, MICHAEL SHEEN is shot with
a bullet that kills werewolves.

SCOTT SPEEDMAN
Kate! I know how the war started! I
finally read the script!

KATE BECKINSALE
There's a script? I thought this
whole movie was the product of
special effects guys and
cinematographers.

Suddenly, SHANE BROLLY arrives.

SHANE BROLLY
Hello, Scott. I have betrayed the
vampire order specifically so that
Michael could create the
werewolf/vampire hybrid, and now
that it has finally happened, I will
attempt to kill you, despite the
fact that such a thing is grossly
inconsistent with my actions thus
far.

He does.

MICHAEL SHEEN
(not dead)
Even though I was shot with a
bullet that always kills werewolves,
I am not dead for some reason.
Kate, if you bite Scott, it will
turn him into a cross between a
vampire, a werewolf, and a member of
the Blue Man Group.
(dies)

She does. SCOTT transforms into the ULTIMATE RIDICULOUS
CREATURE IN A RIDICULOUS MOVIE.

BILL NIGHY
You are an abomination! I will
destroy you using my Vampire Geezer
powers!

They FIGHT. BILL is about to win when suddenly, KATE
BECKINSALE picks up a sword and jumps to the other side of
the room, nowhere near BILL. When she lands, she is holding
a perfectly clean sword.

BILL NIGHY
Uh oh. I hope you didn't do what I
think you did. Let me just stand up
very straight so that I am in the
very center of the frame..
(half of his face slides
off)
Damn! I hate this shot! Why are
movies doing this all the time now?
This isn't how it works, people, ask
a doctor!
(dies)

KATE looks at her sword, which now has blood on it.

SCOTT SPEEDMAN
Hooray! Soon the war will be over,
leaving vampires and werewolves to
be friends forever more.

KATE BECKINSALE
Let's go buy long velvet
trenchcoats and listen to The
Smiths!

END

I liked the movie. I just thought it was funny.

This thread is my attempt to post obscure humor. And you're hot.

Me = Rod Hilton junkie

PATHETIC ATTEMPT TO WOO NEWLY SIGHTED LIMBO SG


damn, now I'm getting my threads mixed up..

/waves

[Edited on Feb 28, 2004 by FunkTion]

TREMERE
"Awright, Haqim! I have HAD it with you! You're gonna die!"

HAQIM
"Says you. Phbbbt!"

TREMERE
"Oh, yeah? Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames! I blow up Asia!"

HAQIM
"Celerity 10. I dodge. I'm now standing in the middle of the ocean."

TREMERE
"Thaumaturgy 10, Neptune's Might. I boil the oceans."

HAQIM
"Obfuscate 10. What ocean?"

TREMERE
"Thaumaturgy 10, Movement of the Mind. I hit the remaining oceanwith the moon."

LASOMBRA
"Tag in! Obtenebration 9. What moon?"

TREMERE
"Auspex 10. *That* moon."

LASOMBRA
"Tag out!"

HAQIM
"Oh crap. Umm... Quietus 10."

TREMERE
"Here comes the big ball of rock, baby!"

[HAQIM is squished]


BRUJAH
"Didn't Haqim just activate Quietus 10?"

NOSFERATU
"And it was a surprisingly quiet squishing. Stupid discipline."

TREMERE
"Lasombra..."

LASOMBRA
"Tag, um, Tzimisce!"

TZIMISCE
"Vicissitude 10. Try that moon trick now, spellboy."

TREMERE
"Tag Ventrue!"

VENTRUE
"Dominate 10. Who's your daddy?"

TZIMISCE
"You're my daddy."

LASOMBRA
"Tag in! Potence 10. Feel the pain!"

VENTRUE
"Fortitude 10! What pain?"

LASOMBRA
"Obtenebration 10! I hope you like small, dark, places."

VENTRUE
"Fuck."

[VENTRUE vanishes]


LASOMBRA
"I have ALWAYS wanted to do that."

TZIMISCE
"Vicissitude 10. Lasombra, you're now a small ball of cheese."

SMALL BALL OF CHEESE
"WHY?"

TZIMISCE
"Ventrue still calls the shots. Read Dominate 10."

SMALL BALL OF CHEESE
"Damn, he's right."

TZIMISCE
"Animalism 10. Horde of cheese-eating mice."

SMALL BALL OF CHEESE
"Obtenebration 10. I am a shadow of a small ball of cheese."

TZIMISCE
"Tag Tremere!"

TREMERE
"Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames. Shadow of fondue, you mean."

SMALL BALL OF CHEESE
*fwoosh*

NOSFERATU
"Animalism 10. They're MY horde of mice."

TZIMISCE
"Animalism 10. Mine."

NOSFERATU
"Mine!"

TZIMISCE
"Gimme!"

BRUJAH
"Celerity 10 AND Potence 10. I crush Tzimisce and Nosferatu while they're still arguing about the mice."

NOSFERATU
"Urk."

[dies]


TZIMISCE
"Urk."
[reforms]
"Love that Vicissitude 10."

BRUJAH
"Oh, dearie."

TZIMISCE
"Now the mice are MINE!"

[MASKED AVENGER #1 appears from nowhere]


MASKED AVENGER #1
"All of you shall die for consorting with our enemies! Or, in some cases, actually being our enemies."

ENNOIA
"Who the heck are *you*?"

MASKED AVENGER #1
"Oh, sorry. I'm early."

[MASKED AVENGER #1 vanishes]


TZIMISCE
"Not even the first Masked Avenger, whoever he was, can stop me!"

ARIKEL
"Auspex 10. What *can* stop someone with Vicissitude 10? Oh, diablerie."

TREMERE
"Thaumaturgy something or other. I weaken Arikel a generation."

ARIKEL
"You just made that up!"

TREMERE
"Trust me, you'll like it."

BRUJAH
"Potence 10. I expend a barrage of fisticuffs upon Tzimisce."

TZIMISCE
"Vicissitude 10. I can ignore them."

ENNOIA
"Animalism 10. My mice."

TZIMISCE
"Mine!"

TREMERE
"Quick, Arikel! Diablerize Tzimisce while he's distracted!"

AUGUSTUS
"Necromancy 10, Bone Path! The dead have risen- and they're voting Republican!"

TREMERE
"Don't you guys *ever* stop worrying about temporal power?"

AUGUSTUS
"Umm. No."

MALKAV
"Dementation 10! Everyone goes absolutely crazy!"

[there is a pause]

[the pause lengthens]

BRUJAH
"You feel any different, Ennoia?"

ENNOIA
"Nope. You?"

BRUJAH
"Nope. Tremere?"

TREMERE
"Nope."

AUGUSTUS
"Me neither."

BRUJAH
"Nobody asked you."

MALKAV
"Well, THAT was a non-starter."

TZIMISCE
"Well, I *gurgle*..."

ARIKEL
(dropping diablerized corpse of Tzimisce)
"*I* sure feel different!"

ENNOIA
"Well, that settles it. My mice."

ARIKEL
"I now have Animalism 10. Mine!"

MALKAV
"CATFIGHT!"

BRUJAH
"Mousefight, actually."

AUGUSTUS
"How droll."

TREMERE
"Thaumaturgy 10, Hands of Destruction. I kill the freakin' mice, already."

ARIKEL
"Waaahhh!"

AUGUSTUS
"Zombie mice!"

ENNOIA
"Bastards."

[MASKED AVENGERS #1, #2, and #3 appear]


MASKED AVENGER #2
"Prepare to meet final death at the hands of the Masked Avengers!"

MASKED AVENGER #3
"Especially you, Tremere!"

MASKED AVENGER #2
"No, especially *you*, Augustus!"

MASKED AVENGER #3
"Tremere!"

MASKED AVENGER #2
"Augustus!"

ENNOIA
"Who *are* you guys, anyway?"

MASKED AVENGER #3
"It's a secret. That's why we're wearing masks."

BRUJAH
"Speaking of which, why does your mask have three eyeholes?"

MASKED AVENGER #3
"To be distinctive."

BRUJAH
"Doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose of wearing a mask?"

MASKED AVENGER #1
"You always were a smartass."

BRUJAH
"Potence 10. I punch the first Masked Avenger."

MASKED AVENGER #1
"Ow."

[dies]

MASKED AVENGER #2
"We other Masked Avengers are not so easily thwarted! We shall have our revenge! Especially on you, Augustus!"

MASKED AVENGER #3
"Tremere!"

MASKED AVENGER #2
"Augustus!"

AUGUSTUS
"Can we get rid of these guys?"

TREMERE
"Sure you take care of the guy with the three eyeholes in his mask, and I'll take the guy who says he's my archenemy."

MASKED AVENGER #3
"I, with the three eyes, am your archenemy, Tremere."

TREMERE
"Whatever."

AUGUSTUS
"Potence 10. I crush the guy with the three eyes."

MASKED AVENGER #3
"Fortitude 10. I soak."

TREMERE
"Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames. I obliterate Masked Avenger #2."

MASKED AVENGER #2
"Fortitude 10. I soak."

BRUJAH
"Like the guest that won't leave, aren't they?"

AUGUSTUS
"I can handle this. Necromancy 10, Ash Path. I summon the spirits of those who have died tragically."

SPIRITS OF THOSE WHO HAVE DIED TRAGICALLY
"We are here."

AUGUSTUS
"Explain your tragedies to the Masked Avengers."

[The SPIRITS OF THOSE WHO HAVE DIED TRAGICALLY do so]

MASKED AVENGER #3
"Oh, the Angst! I cannot *bear* it!"

[MASKED AVENGER #3 commits suicide]


MASKED AVENGER #2
"How fascinating. I wish to learn more."

AUGUSTUS
"Spirits of those who have died tragically, return to the Shadowlands."

[The SPIRITS OF THOSE WHO HAVE DIED TRAGICALLY do so]

MASKED AVENGER #2
"I must follow them to learn more."

[MASKED AVENGER #2 commits suicide]

ARIKEL
"Well, *that* took forever. But now it's done. Now what?"

TREMERE
"Auspex 10 and Thaumaturgy 10, Lure of Flames. I incinerate Set in that corner he's been hiding."

[SET turns to ashes]

AUGUSTUS
"Letting everyone else do the fighting and taking out the winners? I am shocked, SHOCKED."

BRUJAH
"Shocked that you didn't think of it first."

AUGUSTUS
"And I *deeply* deplore that."

[MASKED AVENGER #1 appears]

MASKED AVENGER #1
"Prepare to meet final death at the hands of the Masked Avenger!"

BRUJAH
"You ever have the feeling of deja vu?"

MASKED AVENGER #1
"Constantly."

ENNOIA
"Enough of this. Protean 10. Welcome to the sun, boys!"

TREMERE
"Hah! Thaumaturgy 10, Invulnerable Weakness!"

[MASKED AVENGER #1 goes *fwoosh*]

[BRUJAH goes *fwoosh*]

[MALKAV goes *fwoosh*]

[ARIKEL goes *fwoosh*]

AUGUSTUS
"Hah! You've played perfectly into my master plan! No, wait."

[AUGUSTUS goes *fwoosh*]

TREMERE
"Thaumaturgy 10, Neptune's Might. I extinguish Ennoia."

[ENNOIA goes *fwoosh*]

TREMERE
"Woo hoo, I won!"

RAVNOS
"Forgot me."

TREMERE
"You? Where the heck have you been?"

RAVNOS
"Keeping a low profile."

TREMERE
"And you didn't burn up in the sun?"

RAVNOS
"Fortitude 10, baby. And I'll thank you not to kill off my mice."

TREMERE
"PREPARE TO DIE!"

RAVNOS
"Not so fast! Chimeristry 10!"

TREMERE
"Chimeristry 10? You mean..."

RAVNOS
"Yup. ''Reality.'' I'll turn us all into a roleplaying game."

TREMERE
"You wouldn't!"

RAVNOS
"I just did."

TREMERE
"NOOOOOOOO!!!"

[RAVNOS, TREMERE, and the corpses of the other antediluvians are replaced by a series of hardback and paperback game supplements]

Deja = insane?

Jeff_Fries=observant and omniscient

The Vampiric Disciplines

VENTRUE
"Thank you all for attending. I again call the council to discuss yet ANOTHER problem we are having with our... youth."

TOREADOR
You have our undivided attentions, as usual. Please, go on.

(RAVNOS makes wet ass-kissing sounds and a roll of gypsy eyes.
MALKAV grabs him by the cheeks and kisses him fully on the mouth.)

RAVNOS
GAH!!! (Spits and runs after MALKAV who takes off sprinting.) I will kill you, dilo bastard!

VENTRUE
ENOUGH!! (Stands.) Ravnos, PLEASE be seated. Malkav. (Points.) Over there... Next to Brujah.

(BRUJAH smiles and pats the seat next to him causing MALKAV to eep.)

VENTRUE
As I was stating before the OUTBURST... (Dirty look to MALKAV.) We have yet another problem. The children know we have our flaws to separate us, but they want to know our strengths as well. So... I have taken the liberty to...

GANGREL
(Growls.) You hook me up like you did with the flaws and you are gonna take your liberties to the hospital little man.

VENTRUE
(Coughs and nods.) Of... course... Gangrel... Shall we start with you?

(GANGREL folds her arms and gives the stare that all men, dead or alive, fear from women.)

VENTRUE
Ahem... ahh yes... (Rustles papers.) Gangrel... I to you... Grant the abilities of your animal nature. Growing claws at will, changing into animal form at will... Even becoming the mists of night themselves. (Swallows.) Acceptable?

GANGREL
It's a start. I still owe you for the pig's tail...

VENTRUE
Moving right along... Malkav... I grant you... the power of Dominate, you may control the minds of your--

BRUJAH
ARE YOU OFF YOUR GOD DAMNED ROCKER? Giving HIM the ability to control OTHERS?? We'll all end up as demented as he is!

VENTRUE
Dementia? Instilling insanity in others?

MALKAV
Deal. Done. Thank you, drive thru.

(BRUJAH cringes and shakes his head.)

VENTRUE
I'm... not... sure what just... happened... Malk? I was?

MALKAV
Moving on to Toreador.

VENTRUE
(Shakes his head and nods.) Yes... um... Toreador. Because of your beauty, and apprication of... your perfect social skills, and untouchable elegance, I give you the ability to influence the feelings of others. Inspiring Awe, Fear, Love or Respect in all you wish.

TOREADOR
Wise, just, and kind. Thank you.

BRUJAH
(Makes kissy noises and quickly looks to MALKAV.) You even THINK it and yer pulp Kook.

VENTRUE
Assamite. Due to your... ahem... activities... I chose silence for you. You manipulate sounds, causing the death cries of your victims to be lost with their lives.

ASSAMITE
(Smiles and nods.) Such things are in the blood...

VENTRUE
Brujah... my violent friend. To further... your personality... I give to you unparalleled strength... and speed. May your wrath be as swift and stinging as your temper.

BRUJAH
(Grins at ASSAMITE.) Awww. I wanted to be really quiet!! (Mock sighs.) Guess I have to suffer with strength and speed. (Laughs.)

ASSAMITE
Then suffer in silence.

(BRUJAH's laughter stops as his sounds are abruptly cut off.)

VENTRUE
Um... (Whispers to ASSAMITE.) Should have gave you that a long time ago Assamite. (To all.) Moving on. Tzim... I give to you...

MALKAV
A NEW CLAN NAME!!! Something we can say without sounding like we are sneezing through a mouth full of -- (Goes silent.)

VENTRUE
Thank you Assamite. Ahem. Tzim, you shall have the ability to sculpt and mold flesh and bone, as artists mold clay or shape stone.

TZIMISCE
(Dirty look to MALKAV.) Come here my silent little friend...

(MALKAV lets out a silent shriek as he holds up two fingers in the sign of the cross.)

VENTRUE
Ahem... Nosferatu. I grant you the ability to...

MALKAV
Leap tall buildings in a SINGLE BOUND!

VENTRUE
(Surprised.) I thought you were silenced?

BRUJAH
(Shaking out a sore hand.) Well he has to be CONSCIOUS to do that now doesn't he? (Kicks ASSAMITE before sitting.) Strength and speed. I love it.

VENTRUE
Nos, I grant you the power to be unseen. You may come and go and no one will acknowledge your presence.

BRUJAH
(Laughs.) Oh yeah... Like he gets ALL the acknowledgement in the world right now... A real chick magnet.

NOSFERATU
Accepted, thank you, Ventrue. (To BRUJAH.) Why on earth would I want to attract other women?.

BRUJAH
(Pales.) You... are... a... Oh god... I'm gonna be sick...

GIOVANNI
(Scootches closer to NOSFERATU.) Sooo... what are you doing aft--

VENTRUE
Giovanni. You are given, power over the dead. The truly dead. All that fester and rot are in your domain.

BRUJAH
Ugh... so you DO have a chance with Nos. (Looks at VENTRUE.) Man... can you imagine if... (Leans in, whispering to VENTRUE, who pales, then looks ill.)

VENTRUE
Thank you for that lovely image Brujah. I will be sure to send you my therapy bill. Ravnos...

Ravnos
(Looks startled then sheepish.) Sorry... (Hands VENTRUE his wallet.)

VENTRUE
No... I... (Shakes his head and snatches the wallet back.) I know I am going to regret this... but I give you the power of trickery. Your illusions, jokes, and general mischief shall fool not only the eyes, but all senses.

MALKAV
Yeah. I'M the crazy one... (Looks at the stirring ASSAMITE and punches him in the jaw.) I'm gunna knock you out! Mama said knock you out. I'm gunna take this iddy biddy world by storm and I'm just... urnk..

BRUJAH
(Shakes off his fist.) Strength. And Speed. GOTTA love it.

VENTRUE
Lasombra. Yes... you over in the poorly lit corner. Your ability shall be mastery of the shadows and the dark. With it... (Blinks.) Where did he go?

VOICE OF LASOMBRA
Accepted. Gladly.

MALKAV
(Groggily and weakly.) Carolanne... stay away from the light... (Thunks back to the table.)

VENTRUE
Um... yes. Tremere. Given your studies... you are given the ability to create magic. Casting cantrips and using your powers as you see fit.)

TREMERE
But I already have---

VENTRUE
And last but not least, myself.

BRUJAH
(Warily.) Best for last? What do you get?

VENTRUE
I get the mastery of mind control. With it I shall lead us, holding both meetings, and the majority of offices. Any one who objects, please try to raise your hands

(Everyone struggles to lift stubborn limbs that refuse to obey.)

VENTRUE
Very nice. Meeting... adjourned.

we used to play live action around 93-95.Great time,over 70 ppl were involved and it took place through out the entire city.
I'll just sit and look back now and lament.

QUESTION CONCERNING MARCUS BEING AN ABOMINATION IN THE SEQUEL

Dude. GET YOUR OWN DAMN THREAD.

WHINE

I'm thinking we are going to see a different tribe of werewolves.

Ok,I haven't seen Underworld as of yet,I dislike most movies,anyways does the movie have anything to with/based on White Wolf's publications?

It ripped off some white wolf shit, but it was still good. One of my favorite vamp action films.