Group Sentence Making

Okay, I need to go to bed like NOW and tear myself away from this board. I've been spending far too much time on it. But, I had one idea for a thread before I left.

It's something I did on another board once, until the webmaster yelled at me for making a thread that was too big. Basically, I start a sentence with one word, and then someone else provides the next word or a two word phrase or whatever. It has to make some sort of a sentence though, it can't just come out like: Ass shit mother slip banana sweep up kitty kat. It can be weird as fuck, it can be the world's longest sentence, it can even end and you can start a new sentence, but keep sentence structure. I'll start it off:

Your mother

kills policemen

with relish

[Edited on Feb 27, 2004 by TANK_Ex_Mortis]

and big clown shoes, but

only when

my uncle and that boy

do the funky chicken

like their names were

Paris,

monica

[Edited on Feb 27, 2004 by Talmadge]

Lewinsky

and your mother

though not perfect

was caught

[Edited on Feb 27, 2004 by Inkpool]

vomited on my shoes

[Edited on Feb 27, 2004 by FunkTion]

very violently

and then COMMENTed on my

make-shift wigwam

with the faux shutters

and the clapper lights

as seen on TV, then she

[Edited on Feb 28, 2004 by FunkTion]

said "we're fucked, all right", before the REAL problem

[Edited on Feb 28, 2004 by Jeff_Fries]