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seanbonner

seanbonner

NEWSWIRE

Los Angeles, CA

FEB 27, 2004 05:07 PM

Michael Jackson just walked his crazy ass into a Wal Mart wearing a ski mask. The employees thought they were being robbed, called the cops, and a good time was had by all. Chalk up another entry for the "wow, he really is that insane" chapter.

xAtreyUx

xatreyux

Mountlake Terrace, WA
March 2003

FEB 27, 2004 05:09 PM

what a dumb ass...lol

DisappearHere

DisappearHere

Portland, OR
February 2003

FEB 27, 2004 05:12 PM

Jesus fuck, I can't stand that guy.

Longpastbedtime

Longpastbedtime

Ames, IA
March 2003

FEB 27, 2004 05:19 PM

Holy shit. I did the same exact thing (well, minus the me being Michael Jackson part) with a couple of friends 3 years ago. They tried to call the cops on us, too,. They settled for lecturing us for about 10 minutes; "You boys gave us quite a scare..." Guess he wasn't so lucky, or else they couldn't bear to look at him that long.

Poser. biggrin

Maaz

Maaz

Canastota, NY
September 2003

FEB 27, 2004 05:26 PM

...can't people buy ski masks in the winter and not be looked at like criminals. But then again he was on the west coast were it is a little warmer... yeah he's crazy.

vader

vader

Las Vegas, NV
OLD SKOOL

FEB 27, 2004 05:38 PM

MJ is the very definition of shit-nuts, but hell, even he should get cut a little slack once in a while.

JonnyJonnyH

JonnyJonnyH

Seattle, WA
June 2003

FEB 27, 2004 05:39 PM

Maaz said:
...can't people buy ski masks in the winter and not be looked at like criminals. But then again he was on the west coast were it is a little warmer... yeah he's crazy.



Colorado isn't on a coast. And being that he was at a ski resort, it is a bit cold there from time to time.

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

FEB 27, 2004 05:42 PM

Someone really needs to reacquaint this man with reality.

franandzooey

franandzooey

Los Angeles, CA
October 2003

FEB 27, 2004 05:43 PM

He's too cool. BADical even. wink

RACER_X

RACER_X

Philadelphia, PA
February 2003

FEB 27, 2004 05:46 PM

What an asshat.

Imagine the horror that must have ensued when he took the fucking thing off... wink

usagi_obake

usagi_obake

Keene, NH
July 2002

FEB 27, 2004 05:49 PM

What I want to know is... what does Michael Jackson buy when he goes shopping at Walmart? They always leave out the good stuff dammit!

crispy

crispy

NEWSWIRE

Philadelphia, PA

FEB 27, 2004 05:58 PM

usagi_obake said:
What I want to know is... what does Michael Jackson buy when he goes shopping at Walmart? They always leave out the good stuff dammit!



He probably buys lots of candy, balloons (for all of those water balloon fights!), batteries, cases and cases of videotape, and laundry detergent ... oh, and llama food.

Yep ... that's what I picture.

RuneLateralus

RuneLateralus

Chicago, IL
December 2002

FEB 27, 2004 07:14 PM

...too fucking easy...I am not even going to take the shot. Not even worth it this time...

Wren

Wren

SUICIDEGIRL

Minnesota, USA

FEB 28, 2004 02:23 AM

Jackson was guarded at a distance by Nation of Islam bodyguards.



For some reason, that wierded me out almost as much as the ski mask element of the story.

jeffyboy43

jeffyboy43

I'm lost
September 2003

FEB 28, 2004 09:45 AM

You know, sometimes I want to root for this guy on some level. No real childhood, isolated existence, seemingly genuine love of children...but then he just goes and does the stupidest shit I can imagine.

Sidebar-have you watched the infamous "Michael Jackson Interview" lately?

Since the child molestation charges came out, they've had to bleep out the name of a kid with cancer that was sleeping over at the time. It makes it sound like the poor kid's name is Shithead or something.

J