NEWS: Jacko + Ski Mask + Wal Mart = Good Times

CULTURE: Jacko + Ski Mask + Wal Mart = Good Times

Michael Jackson just walked his crazy ass into a Wal Mart wearing a ski mask. The employees thought they were being robbed, called the cops, and a good time was had by all. Chalk up another entry for the "wow, he really is that insane" chapter.

what a dumb ass...lol

Jesus fuck, I can't stand that guy.

Holy shit. I did the same exact thing (well, minus the me being Michael Jackson part) with a couple of friends 3 years ago. They tried to call the cops on us, too,. They settled for lecturing us for about 10 minutes; "You boys gave us quite a scare..." Guess he wasn't so lucky, or else they couldn't bear to look at him that long.

Poser.

...can't people buy ski masks in the winter and not be looked at like criminals. But then again he was on the west coast were it is a little warmer... yeah he's crazy.

MJ is the very definition of shit-nuts, but hell, even he should get cut a little slack once in a while.

Colorado isn't on a coast. And being that he was at a ski resort, it is a bit cold there from time to time.

Someone really needs to reacquaint this man with reality.

He's too cool. BADical even.

What an asshat.

Imagine the horror that must have ensued when he took the fucking thing off...

What I want to know is... what does Michael Jackson buy when he goes shopping at Walmart? They always leave out the good stuff dammit!

He probably buys lots of candy, balloons (for all of those water balloon fights!), batteries, cases and cases of videotape, and laundry detergent ... oh, and llama food.

Yep ... that's what I picture.

...too fucking easy...I am not even going to take the shot. Not even worth it this time...

You know, sometimes I want to root for this guy on some level. No real childhood, isolated existence, seemingly genuine love of children...but then he just goes and does the stupidest shit I can imagine.

Sidebar-have you watched the infamous "Michael Jackson Interview" lately?

Since the child molestation charges came out, they've had to bleep out the name of a kid with cancer that was sleeping over at the time. It makes it sound like the poor kid's name is Shithead or something.

J