Asshat

Back in high school, nightowl77 tried to smoke an asshat.

yeah but that was a long time ago ... little did I know that you were supposed to snort the asshat.. I was so stupid back then.. hey wanna go pick up chicks at AA?

i don't know, i think i would rather be the asshat than the wearer of the asshat

Keep the asshat alive.. Food and water daily

asshat and the image macro, together at last, or no wait--- scratch that.

i used to like fucktard, but now i like asshat

personally i prefer calling people cockhat!

cum-dumpster, dickhole, cockmunch!

not as an insult, but i like to refer to peen as a jizz pistol.

I love my asshat thread but the real credit goes to ladolcevita!! She is the founder and president of the asshat association..

By the way did I mention that john kerry is a fucking asshat?

what about passion pole?

How come every time I get to a thread, the damned Docta has just been here? It's like sitting on a warm toilet seat.

The FDA has recently issued a warning for ASSHAT, stating that the phrase can cause suicide and violence in children and teenagers. This follows a report issued by Britain's Department of Health which said that evidence provided by the ASSHAT company, from nine studies based on more than 1,000 youngsters, shows there is an increase in the rate of self harm and potentially suicidal behavior in those under 18 using ASSHAT.

The British regulators wrote in a statement "It has become clear that the benefits of ASSHAT in children for the treatment of depressive illness do not outweigh these risks."

Additionally, ASSHAT has long been associated with difficult withdrawal side effects, leaving people virtually addicted to the word. Recently, The British word agency required SuicideGirls to remove a statement on its bullitin boards saying that the word was not addictive.

Two years ago, a Wyoming jury awarded $6.4 million to the family of a man using ASSHAT who killed his wife, daughter and granddaughter. It is estimated that almost 17 million people worldwide have been called ASSHAT".

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The following is a list of the most frequent side effects of overuse of the word ASSHAT

Abdominal pain, Abnormal dreams, Abnormal ejaculation, Abnormal vision, Agitation, Amnesia, Anxiety, Anorgasmia, Asthenia, Back pain, Blurred vision, Chest pain, Chills, Concentration impaired, Confusion, Constipation, Cough increased, Decreased appetite, Decreased libido, Delayed ejaculation/orgasm, Depersonalization, Depression, Diarrhea, Dizziness, Drugged feeling, Dry mouth, Dysmenorrhea, Dyspepsia, Erectile difficulties, Dyspepsia, Ejaculatory disturbance, Female genital disorder, Flatulence, Flu syndrome, Headache, Hyperkinesia, Impotence, Increased appetite, Infection, Insomnia, Male genital disorders, Myalgia, Myasthenia, Myoclonus, Myopathy, Nausea, Nervousness, Orgasmic disturbance, Orthopharynx disorder, Palpitation, Paresthesia, Pharyngitis, Rash, Respiratory disorder, Rhinitis, Sexual dysfunction, Sinusitis, Somnolence, Sweating, Taste perversion, Trauma, Tremor, Urinary frequency, Urinary impaired, Urinary tract infection, Vasodilation, Vomiting, and Yawn.

Keep the asshat alive.. My boss is a asshat.. So is yours

Who is your favorite asshat?

For some reason, I've been a big fan of lameass lately. And jerkhole.

Asshat's good too, though.