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VivaDeath

VivaDeath

Jacksonville, FL
October 2003

FEB 26, 2004 08:49 PM

Back in high school, nightowl77 tried to smoke an asshat.

sixfeetunder

sixfeetunder

Saint Augustine, FL
December 2003

FEB 26, 2004 08:54 PM

VivaDeath said:
Back in high school, nightowl77 tried to smoke an asshat.


yeah but that was a long time ago ... little did I know that you were supposed to snort the asshat.. I was so stupid back then.. hey wanna go pick up chicks at AA?

fiendish

fiendish

USA
December 2002

FEB 27, 2004 12:07 AM

i don't know, i think i would rather be the asshat than the wearer of the asshat confused

sixfeetunder

sixfeetunder

Saint Augustine, FL
December 2003

FEB 29, 2004 03:30 PM

Keep the asshat alive.. Food and water daily

thefuckingdaddy

thefuckingdaddy

Burkina Faso
August 2003

FEB 29, 2004 04:09 PM

asshat and the image macro, together at last, or no wait--- scratch that.

Siv

Siv

SUICIDEGIRL

District Of Columbia, USA

FEB 29, 2004 04:13 PM

i also like assbucket.

Strfry

Strfry

Cleveland, OH
September 2002

MAR 01, 2004 02:17 AM

i used to like fucktard, but now i like asshat

nowhitebelts

nowhitebelts

Santa Clara, CA
December 2003

MAR 01, 2004 02:19 AM

personally i prefer calling people cockhat! biggrin

OddWobbler

OddWobbler

Oakland, CA
December 2003

MAR 01, 2004 02:51 AM

cum-dumpster, dickhole, cockmunch!

el_oso

el_oso

Canada
September 2002

MAR 01, 2004 03:03 AM

antirock

antirock

Orlando, FL
January 2004

MAR 01, 2004 03:17 AM

not as an insult, but i like to refer to peen as a jizz pistol.

sixfeetunder

sixfeetunder

Saint Augustine, FL
December 2003

MAR 01, 2004 06:08 PM

I love my asshat thread but the real credit goes to ladolcevita!! She is the founder and president of the asshat association..

By the way did I mention that john kerry is a fucking asshat?

doctashock

doctashock

Los Angeles, CA
September 2003

MAR 01, 2004 06:11 PM

antirock said:
not as an insult, but i like to refer to peen as a jizz pistol.



what about passion pole?

gutterman

gutterman

Austin, TX
August 2003

MAR 01, 2004 06:29 PM

How come every time I get to a thread, the damned Docta has just been here? It's like sitting on a warm toilet seat.

The FDA has recently issued a warning for ASSHAT, stating that the phrase can cause suicide and violence in children and teenagers. This follows a report issued by Britain's Department of Health which said that evidence provided by the ASSHAT company, from nine studies based on more than 1,000 youngsters, shows there is an increase in the rate of self harm and potentially suicidal behavior in those under 18 using ASSHAT.

The British regulators wrote in a statement "It has become clear that the benefits of ASSHAT in children for the treatment of depressive illness do not outweigh these risks."

Additionally, ASSHAT has long been associated with difficult withdrawal side effects, leaving people virtually addicted to the word. Recently, The British word agency required SuicideGirls to remove a statement on its bullitin boards saying that the word was not addictive.

Two years ago, a Wyoming jury awarded $6.4 million to the family of a man using ASSHAT who killed his wife, daughter and granddaughter. It is estimated that almost 17 million people worldwide have been called ASSHAT".

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The following is a list of the most frequent side effects of overuse of the word ASSHAT

Abdominal pain, Abnormal dreams, Abnormal ejaculation, Abnormal vision, Agitation, Amnesia, Anxiety, Anorgasmia, Asthenia, Back pain, Blurred vision, Chest pain, Chills, Concentration impaired, Confusion, Constipation, Cough increased, Decreased appetite, Decreased libido, Delayed ejaculation/orgasm, Depersonalization, Depression, Diarrhea, Dizziness, Drugged feeling, Dry mouth, Dysmenorrhea, Dyspepsia, Erectile difficulties, Dyspepsia, Ejaculatory disturbance, Female genital disorder, Flatulence, Flu syndrome, Headache, Hyperkinesia, Impotence, Increased appetite, Infection, Insomnia, Male genital disorders, Myalgia, Myasthenia, Myoclonus, Myopathy, Nausea, Nervousness, Orgasmic disturbance, Orthopharynx disorder, Palpitation, Paresthesia, Pharyngitis, Rash, Respiratory disorder, Rhinitis, Sexual dysfunction, Sinusitis, Somnolence, Sweating, Taste perversion, Trauma, Tremor, Urinary frequency, Urinary impaired, Urinary tract infection, Vasodilation, Vomiting, and Yawn.

sixfeetunder

sixfeetunder

Saint Augustine, FL
December 2003

MAR 03, 2004 05:03 PM

Keep the asshat alive.. My boss is a asshat.. So is yours

VivaDeath

VivaDeath

Jacksonville, FL
October 2003

MAR 10, 2004 01:50 PM

zmbiman

zmbiman

Mesa, AZ
April 2003

MAR 22, 2004 11:32 PM

Mnislahi

Mnislahi

SUICIDEGIRL

Florida, USA

MAR 23, 2004 12:07 AM

ass
hat.

sixfeetunder

sixfeetunder

Saint Augustine, FL
December 2003

MAR 28, 2004 10:27 AM

Who is your favorite asshat?

penates

penates

Madison, WI
December 2003

MAR 28, 2004 10:39 AM

For some reason, I've been a big fan of lameass lately. And jerkhole.

Asshat's good too, though. biggrin

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