The Return Of "Favorite Simpsons Quotes!"

what are you going to do?
release the dogs?
or the bees?
or the dogs with bees in their mouth so when they bark they shoot bees at you?

mmm, unprocessed fish sticks

I bent my wookie!

"Look at you! You're all Guinea Pigs!"

"We prefera the name, 'Italian-American' pigs."

Kang: "Stupid humans... airing a Halloween show... IN NOVEMBER!"

"D'oh!" (come on... someone's gotta say it... )

I'm not popular enough to be different

Granpa's advice to Homer on his first day of school

"Homer, Your as dumb as a mule and twice as ugly. So if a stange man offers you a ride, I say take it."

"Do you hold a grudge against Montgomery Burns?"

Moe: NO!
Lie Detector: errrnt
Moe: Alright maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him!
Lie Detector: ding!

"checks out. Ok sir you're free to go"

Moe: Good cuz I got a hot date tonight
Lie Detector: ernnnt
Moe: A date
Lie Detector: ernnnt
Moe: Dinner with friends
Lie Detector: ernnnt
Moe: Dinner alone
Lie Detector: ernnnt
Moe: Watching TV alone
Lie Detector: ernnnt
Moe: ALRIGHT. IM GONNA SIT HOME AND OGGLE THE LADIES IN THE VICTORIA SECRET CATALOG
Lie Detector: ernnnt
Moe: *somber* Sears catalog
Lie Detector: DING!
Moe: NOW WILL YOU UNHOOK THIS ALREADY PLEASE! I DONT DESERVE THIS KIND OF SHABBY TREATMENT!
Lie Detector: ernnnt

haha not so much a quote, but one of the best sequences ever.

Chief Wiggum with his tie in the hot dog machine

"This is gonna get worse before it gets better."

"it's still good! it's still good!"

Haha definately my favorite too

Teacher: "What are you doing here?"
Nelson: "Laughing at jerks."

Homer: "Stupid Sexy Flanders!"

Milhouse: "Oh Puppy-GooGoo! Fetch me a dream!"

Wolfcastle: "Maybe you are all homosexuals!"

Marge: "They were leering at us....with their eyes."

Lenny: "he's bringing us love! get him!"

Dr.Nick: "the most rewarding part was when he gave me my money."

oh there are so many more....

Related:

Whatshername: Do I detect a hint of sarcasm?
Frink: *Looks at sarcasm detector* Are you kidding? This baby's off the scale!
Comic Book Guy: Oh, a sarcasm detector, yeah, that's a real useful invention.
Sarcasm Detector: *explodes*

fun toys are fun

it tastes like burning!

"Why do they need new bands? Everyone knows rock achieved perfection in 1974"
--Homer Simpson

"Thanks to your gloomy, depressing music, my children no longer hope for the future I can not afford to give them."

lousy smarch weather

PRINCIPAL SKINNER: And now with a flute up his nose, Ralph Wiggum

RALPH: *toot*

CHIEF WIGGUM: That's some nice flutin' boy

Ralph: Me fail English? That's unpossible!

and the classic

My cat's breath tastes like cat food.

Ranier Wolfcastle:

My eyes! Ze goggles do nothing!

Homer: Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a package for me.
Post Office Employee: OK Mr Burns, what's your first name?
Homer: I don't know.

It's made funny by HOW he says it... damn funny

YOU STOLE MINE!

Oh well, I always manage to misquote that one anyway.

Agent: Tell you what, sir. From now on, you'll be, uh, Homer Thompson at Terror Lake. Let's just practise a bit, hmm? When I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," you'll say, "Hi."
Homer: Check.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
Agent: Remember now, your name is Homer Thompson.
Homer: I gotcha.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson.
Homer: [stares blankly]
[A long time later]
Agent: [sighs in frustration] Now, when I say, "Hello, Mr. Thompson," and press down on your foot, you smile and nod.
Homer: No problem.
Agent: Hello, Mr. Thompson! [stomps on Homer's foot a few times]
Homer: [stares blankly]
[to other agent] I think he's talking to you.